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    iMessage send Software 已经结束 left

    I am searching a Vietnamese boy buy 2 Java Software, Software is divided into IMessage data detection (batch detection of mobile phone number is activated IMessage) and mass software into the text after the two modules But it is tragic,….the software can not be normal operation, the data detection module error, sending module does not report errors

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    Hello all Freelancer Team i want to a joke funny website some Ref. this.. [登录来查看链接] [登录来查看链接] Please share me time and cost

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    i want a website for joke and funny website url: [登录来查看链接] [登录来查看链接] please see all page both website and tell me time and cost

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    ****** Apply only if you know what semantic HTML and architected CSS code is ******** Are you a web developer who wants to design front-end systems rather than pages? Do you write semantically and W3C correct HTML markup, ensuring accessibility and great experiences for all audience? Do you architecture, organize, and make your CSS code reusable?

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    ...equipment that's not to your 100% Satisfaction, we will send another team to rectify it. Additionally, we will write you a cheque for $250.00 for the inconvenience. #6 "No Joke 100% Satisfaction Guarantee" Logo Needed that represents our “100% Satisfaction Guarantee” When it comes to Satisfaction it's nearly impossible to please everyone. But that

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    ...to write a 5-paragraph essay explaining this in such a way that he won't be able to refute the evidence. Feel free to be comedic and over-the-top: this is only meant to be a joke, after all. However, an approach of seriousness may also be quite humorous since the context is already a funny context. I would like the bidder to be a fan of My Little Pony

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    Episerver Web Designer 已经结束 left

    i'd like very joke. if you can't have joke with me, DONT APPLY! Need a talented designer to create a lead generation landing page on a Episerver website. Similar to this: [登录来查看链接]

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    I want, create some Animation work . Please search on YouTube Make joke of and Angry prash .

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    ...[登录来查看链接] Such specimen is too skinny and rather ugly, even scary. Since this will be used in an elaborate joke, it needs to have a funny look. https://www.freelancer.com/projects/animation/Scene-Depicting-Dog-Leash-Man/?w=f#/details Your goal is to convert that model in something as

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    Schaumburg Tshirt 已经结束 left

    I am looking to get tshirts made for a work trip. We have this ongoing joke how Schaumburg(where our office is) is only made up of chain restaurants. I wanted to get a cartoon image made (and eventually put on a t shirt)representing a handful of chain restaurants in schaumburg similar to the attached image.

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    ...resolution version of this available. I'm looking for someone to recreate this at a higher resolution. I'm not looking for a pixel perfect recreation just something that gets the joke across and is similar in style to the original - corner cutting is allowed. My very limited ImageJ measuring puts it at around 20x26 inches but I'm not the expert. Ideally

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    We need a professional animation maker who can make videos like serial chota bheem and shin chan. We required to make comdey skits like 1)make jokes of 2) joke junkies We need a realistic animation of humans. We also need a tutorial videos how you make videos.

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    ...also have knowledge of SEO, Keyword research, density, dumping and how search engine algorithms work. I do not need any jokers please cause I will not look at your bids if you joke around. To make sure that you are serious please start with the words I am an expert in content writing... The potential candidate must prove beyond reasonable doubts that he

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    Weird Christmas gift requires an illustration of a medie...illustration of a medieval court style scene with monkeys and cats along with our family's faces included in medieval garb (me, girlfriend and baby). Weird I know but an inside joke! Looking for either a photo shop or proper illustration. Will provide more detailed instructions upon request!

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    ...jewelry & restoration Watches (both Men & Women) Child care (Day Care) Inspirational & motivational quotes Funny RSS Feeds 1. youtube videos & channels 2. pinterest jokes 3. joke of the day We know that this is not a difficult job. we figure someone who is doing social media regularly has knowledge of such rss feed. please write "PURPLE MUSHROOM" in

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    As a joke Christmas present for a friend I'd like an illustration of my friend as a superhero cartoon character in the style of ''Anpanman"(!) However, rather than being made of bread the character should have skewers of Chicken Satay for arms and legs (I know, it's weird). A picture of my friend is attached, he should be wearing this outfit, with

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    Looking for someone to make runescape models do fortnite dances. Not a joke. Orange justice, blocboy, default dance. Not trying to lowball anyone, price and be discussed

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    ...- paste. My site had no backup and we had a problem with the server. We lost all data. The site is with jokes - language romanain - it doesn't matter for you because all you need to do is copy and paste into wordpress. Jokes must be copied from here: [登录来查看链接]://[登录来查看链接] to my wordpress site: [登录来查看链接]

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    Am good in writing joke and scripts writing

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    Create a logo 已经结束 left

    Hello, I need help to create a logo for a community group. It's reference is that of a sorority/fraternity (inside joke). I've mocked up the design direction I'd like to go with.

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    photoshop pictures 已经结束 left

    Im doing a Christmas present for a friend. He has a really old dog that we always joke has been apart of historical events. Im looking for someone who can photoshop a picture of the dog into around 20 photos.

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    Trophy icon English Blog 已经结束 left

    ...from medical part as skin damages either from the beauty side of it is really watch out where u will proceed for a certain procedure cos as we all know that tattoo is not a joke , u can have diseases from this procedures and u can have scars from side of beauty Choosing the right person is a must before offering ur face to anyone! Instead , choose

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    HOJO-ASBESTY 已经结束 left

    Very basic. I have two raster images as referen...have them converted or re-created in Ai as vector-based art with some custom text so that they can be printed on a t-shirt as a gift. These are for personal use as an inside joke. These are both Asbestos warning signs (attached). This is a quick job. The font appears to be part of the Franklin family.

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    Trophy icon Custom Game of Thrones style Sigil! 已经结束 left

    ...Details: ->The polar bear sigil described above should be used in the middle ->The house name should be "HOUSE TOBAL" ->The house motto should be "BRING ME PIE" (this is an inside joke) What I Need: ->A file with just the sigil in vector*, .psd and .jpeg (very high quality) format ->A file with the poster in vector*, .psd and jpeg (very high quality) ...

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    ...Duration of briefing should be between 15-30mins (exclude demo). - Every slides should include a script for the presenter (me). Bonus to have make it fun and include a bit of joke... i will try to read it word for word.... Content should focus on: 1) Quick intro to Cyber Security - Cyber threat landscape, wars are shifting towards cyber (eg. reason

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    Short max 1 minute video 已经结束 left

    I need video which is funny you can use 3d or 2d animation to create a short video. I want it to include a clean joke like advertising for a store saying all the negative things about the store like buy one get one less offer, think about the store before yourself or an airline which says we have 0 percent success rate. Ride us and never come back

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    ...edited for the YT Channels you edit for (our clients want this confidential) 13. MUST have met an Alien before and have proof! 14. MUST know which one of these points was a joke ;) We're on a Quest to create an EPIC Dream Team of amazing Editors specifically for YouTubers! We care more about helping creators than our own gain, this work is bigger than

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    ...edited for the YT Channels you edit for (our clients want this confidential) 13. MUST have met an Alien before and have proof! 14. MUST know which one of these points was a joke ;) We're on a Quest to create an EPIC Dream Team of amazing Editors specifically for YouTubers! We care more about helping creators than our own gain, this work is bigger than

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    Trophy icon I need some Graphic Design 已经结束 left

    I need some artwork d...(standard font set). I have the logos that need to go on the design already made. Examples of such back patches can be found online easily. The second patch design is kind of a joke design for a team member of mine in brazilian jiu jitsu. Basically I want a design of a squirrel in a kimono with "Squirrel BJJ" on the design.

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    video making 已经结束 left

    i want create joke video for my app

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    Edit Couple Of EAs 已经结束 left

    1st EA: What needs to be done: (1) Check if the functionality of look at bull's lows only and look at bear's high only is...plus if a freelancer is capable of communicating VOIP on freelance's website or any free voice apps such as Skype,faceebok, gmail, or whatsapp. "I'm broke and it aint no joke," with only $60 as a budget for this project.

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    Trophy icon Build a logo 已经结束 left

    ...for an annual camping trip that me and my buddies go on every year. As a joke, we loosely refer to ourselves as "The Firm" and the annual camping trip as "The Offsite". This year, the trip is to Asulkan Hut. Attached are two very amateur logos I made using Squarespace software ****** Update: I would like a Sasquatch featured, wearing a tie or carrying

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    that's not a joke. i'm a newcomer to python programming and need help structuring it for my project. the script works fine, but the execution of the programming structure is weak. the task is to insert classes and functions and to implement common software development standards. The goal is to simplify the further development for future projects

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    Trophy icon logo for snowmobile club 已经结束 left

    Im in search of a logo for our parody snowmobile club. Our club is...logo I would like Meadow Mulisha and Steamboat springs, Co above and below or around the logo . I would like a image of a snowmobile making a turn in a meadow. This is a fun joke club so I would like the logo to be a bit cheesy. colors im thinking just black and white for the image .

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    Trophy icon A simple GIF image 已经结束 left

    What is needed is an animated GIF showing a female figure of "Death" in a red cloth. The figure is "moving" (i.e. levitating)and cutting off (male huma...face and should reach about 10 centimeters (if real-height) under her shoulders. [Yes I do realize that this definition is very very vague] That's just about it. This is a joke-gift for a friend.

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    ...they pay now for the service. They receive any type of Free EVM Credit card terminal they want form a Retail Countertop, Wireless, Smart Phone Swiper, POS System, a Virtual or Web Based Terminal, there is no cost for the terminal and no cost to get started with free shipping too because they are a verified registered Texas Business You will simply gather

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    Ras Guiad & Feel Key 已经结束 left

    ...has spun content (and I check before anything is approved anyway) -I will request either a rewrite or it will be outright declined if it doesn't follow the topic at all- no joke! If you do a good job, your rating will reflect excellent writing skills ranking. Wasting my time with spun material or bad writing will result in me blocking you from any future

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    Trophy icon Kapernick Hillary Meme 已经结束 left

    Please take the cross eyed Hillary photo and make it look like the Colin Kapernick Nike Advert by making the colour of the photo the same. Please put the ...making the colour of the photo the same. Please put the text to the left hand side of Hillary's cross eyed face but also repeat it twice because she is cross eyed. This is the joke of the Meme :-)

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    [URGENT] The Copy Test 已经结束 left

    ...could be our newest Copywriter. Please take the test and find out if you have what it takes to join us! 1. Erectile dysfunction: misery-inducing medical condition or party-joke punch-line? Discuss (in 100 words or less). 2. Find, draw, or otherwise create an image that represents HIV/AIDS. In no more than 10 words, tell us why you chose this image

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    Trophy icon Company logo design 已经结束 left

    I would like to have a logo designed for my company. We are a Flo...are a Florida based construction company that specializes in home rehabilitation and remodeling. The name of our company is PLSH, LLC. The acronym for PLSH was originally a joke but customers love it. PLSH Stands for Perfect Little Shit Hole. Please feel free to ask any questions

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    I need translate game texts to Chinese, possible with comic/joke meaning. I have about 1200 words to work on (xlsx and txt files).

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    I need translate in-game text to Japanese, possible with comic/joke meaning. I have about 1200 words to work on (xlsx and txt files). Here is document with all text: [登录来查看链接]

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    Photoshop Eagle 已经结束 left

    I need someone to photoshop two people riding on an eagle. It's an inside joke with friends, so it wont require much detail, just need it quickly.

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    Trophy icon Design a Logo 已经结束 left

    I planning on starting a music promotion business with the name Mojo and Bob I have a dog named Mojo (see attached pictures). We joke about getting another dog named Bob but we never will so Bob is really an idea or a secret dog friend for Mojo. It feels like it could be a fun name as in Mojo and Bob Present - Trampled By Turtles or Mojo and Bob

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    ...in a clearly readable font. The author's name is not very important and can be small. You'll notice there's a speech bubble coming from the author's name. This is an inside joke for my fans. Please incorporate it somewhere in the design - it doesn't necessarily have to be with the author's name but it makes sense if it is. I hope that's enough to go

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    ...file and also in vector for clothing prints. we are looking for all kinds of images, slogans,sayings, latest trends etc, categories could be anything, but child designs, funny joke texts, images of popular current trends. we don't want images that are copied , or under copyright elsewhere, this would be ongoing, so we would rehire any freelancer on an

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    Looking for original jokes, suitable for all ages. The jokes can not rely on word play/puns (as they will be translated into other languages). Jokes should be short, 1-3 lines. These will be used in a mobile game, to make fun of the various characters. Looking for 3 jokes that make fun of each of the below animals : cat dog rabbit hamster guinea pig This is a total of 3x5=15 short jokes.

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    ...can draw inspiration from- 1. Tushie temp. This is an inside joke where she checks my tushie temperature at night because I tend to get very hot. I usually respond tushie temp at critical level , and then she fans my tushie till tushie temp stabilizes. 2. Jaffar/Giraffe. Inside Joke where she got jaffar from alladin and a giraffe confused, when

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    Copy Test Due Asap 已经结束 left

    ...could be our newest Copywriter. Please take the test and find out if you have what it takes to join us! 1. Erectile dysfunction: misery-inducing medical condition or party-joke punch-line? Discuss (in 100 words or less). 2. Find, draw, or otherwise create an image that represents HIV/AIDS. In no more than 10 words, tell us why you chose this image

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