Can you actually WRITE PERFECT ENGLISH??? $16.50 for 10 x 500 word Articles

\\\\r\\\\nTHIS BID IS FOR ***10 ARTICLES OF 500 WORDS EACH*** TO BE COMPLETED IN 2 DAYS.\\\\r\\\\n\\\\r\\\\nI need a writer that can WRITE, READ, AND SPEAK English PERFECTLY!\\\\r\\\\nI had my fair share of frauds and fake profiles! \\\\r\\\\nTherefore I will pay CLOSE attention to your use of language during the bid and I WILL have a conversation with you to make sure you actually can read and WRITE perfect English.\\\\r\\\\n\\\\r\\\\nPlease only bid on my project if you:\\\\r\\\\n\\\\r\\\\nHave a very strong command over the English Language.\\\\r\\\\nKNOW what is Copyscape and how to actually USE it! \\\\r\\\\nKNOW what keywords are, what keyword density is and how to employ it.\\\\r\\\\nARE available online and can communicate promptly\\\\r\\\\nAre AVAILABLE RIGHT NOW\\\\r\\\\nCan WRITE! NOT OUTSOURCE - WRITE 10 x 500 words minimum per day (2500 words)\\\\r\\\\nUNDERSTAND the importance of DEADLINES and RESPECT that.\\\\r\\\\nACCEPT the offered RATE \\\\r\\\\nANY bid above that will not be considered.\\\\r\\\\nACCEPT that NO milestone is paid. It is too much trouble to get back milestones when the work is poor and the project cancelled.\\\\r\\\\n\\\\r\\\\nI could not care if you are an ezine author of any kind. That tells me absolutely nothing. Editors and proofreaders do wonders! \\\\r\\\\n\\\\r\\\\nTherefore, if you ACCEPT ALL the terms set out, please bid on my project.\\\\r\\\\n\\\\r\\\\nI strongly believe in \"Treat my work the way you want me to treat your payment!\"