Comments for a new blog

Good morning, I need 50 comments spread over one week on a new blog. Comments must be about 3 sentences long or longer and must be extremely relevant to the topic. These comments must come from 10 different user IDs. Each ID will comment on five posts. It is okay for different IDs to comment on the same post. Creating an ID is as easy as inputting a name and email. There is no email verification. -- comments must be in good English -- comments must be insightful, or humorous -- "nice post" comments will not be accepted So every day, you will need to give me a spreadsheet with -- date comment posted -- user name -- comment url