Design me a product

Hello Freelancers Am looking for the right person to help me design and manufacture a great yet fun product that makes people smile and laugh This product is solely made for adult prank purposes Below are the detailed information on what the product is all about and what my ideas on how to design and manufacture it Product Name:Fake Eractable Penis Operations:A person wearing a fake penis will be able to control either by hands or electronically when should the penis erect or not to erect without being noticed its controlled consciously Fake Penis Should 1:Be able to be worn inside with special pants or shorts 2:Should be able to go up and down without being noticed its a fake My ideas on how to make it work: Idea #1:Create a fake penis that is attached with a belt around the waist,make a not easy to see string thats connected to the hands (palms) and a person will be able to control penis to either go up or down: PS:Fake penis will be worn with Shorts(not pants or jeans) to make it easy to move up or down without any resistance Special pants needs to be made with the fake penis Idea #2:Create a fake penis,connect it with a belt around the waist,create a small remote control that will control the penis to either go up or down This remote needs to be small to be able to held by hands PS:Fake penis will need special pants that will make it easy to move up or down without putting any resistance Examples: Here is a link to an almost same product sold on ebay [login to view URL] The most important thing of this simple product is to be worn and controlled by person wearing it to go up or down without being noticed!! Reply, Reply All or Forward | More