A4 Flyer for Website Promotion

I am after an A4 flyer/poster for promotion of my website at a Trade Show. The flyer/poster needs to have the "WOW" factor and be eye catching. My website is an Adult site but the poster will need to be only R rated, as the advertising material for the Trade Show does not allow penetration shots, cum shots etc. Somewhere on the flyer Id like to have my ebook depicted that I have for sale on my website. My website is [login to view URL] The flyer can be along the lines of "The internets most premier lifestyle website etc etc" Catchy pictures, colours and a great layout are what i am after. I need the job completed by 25th April or earlier. Please only bid if you have prior experience in producing eye catching work and can show me good examples of your previous work. ## Deliverables 1) Complete and fully-functional working program(s) in executable form as well as complete source code of all work done. 2) Deliverables must be in ready-to-run condition, as follows (depending on the nature of the deliverables): a) For web sites or other server-side deliverables intended to only ever exist in one place in the Buyer's environment--Deliverables must be installed by the Seller in ready-to-run condition in the Buyer's environment. b) For all others including desktop software or software the buyer intends to distribute: A software installation package that will install the software in ready-to-run condition on the platform(s) specified in this bid request. 3) All deliverables will be considered "work made for hire" under U.S. Copyright law. Buyer will receive exclusive and complete copyrights to all work purchased. (No GPL, GNU, 3rd party components, etc. unless all copyright ramifications are explained AND AGREED TO by the buyer on the site per the coder's Seller Legal Agreement). ## Platform I need to be able to print this professionaly so the file will be sent to a professional printing firm.