Adwords guru

I need an Adwords guru that will drive A HUGE AMOUNT of DUTCH traffic to my site by using Google Adwords (my personal google adwords account). All clicks have to be $0.01 cents, no exceptions. Lets start with 500 clicks per day. Make an offer for this. If you really read the above add *read* to the end of your post. And if in this first project you are cheap AND good I will give you much bigger, very well paid projects. Btw for this I have a dutch dictionary file containing a lot of keywords, but you also have to come up with ideas to get the site 500 clicks per day for $0,01 per click. Also, next thing would be increasing the amount more and more, ending with 5000 hits per day. For this you will also get paid a lot more than the first 500 clicks. If you can REALLY do the above add *I CAN* to your post!