Convert PHP to ASP

I have a self contained application written in PHP that users can install and run on their site by simply including a couple files. I need this app converted to ASP. I'd like this code to be able to be used by people that are using .NET as well. The app connects remotely to a MySQL database, executes queries (selects, inserts, updates), and also does some ajax. There are 2 PHP classes, a config file (uses defines), and the primary application that loads and instantiates the two classes and uses the config file.