Custom Wordpress Review Theme Needed

I want you to build a custom wordpress review theme. This may require you to build custom widgets and/or plugins. Once chosen i will send you an excel file which will outline my concept and idea about how i want this theme to be. The theme should be user friendly and easily customizable. Notes: 1. You must offer unlimited revisions and 100% satisfaction guarantee. 2. You must provide me with the source code. 3. 100% money paid through escrow. 4. Money released after all files are transferred to me and I'm happy with the work.