Convert PHP script to standalone exe

Hi there, I have a PHP script which searches and returns results in google maps based on 35 predefined categories. The categories are hard coded, I simply input a city and country name (EG London, UK), and then it searches [login to view URL], and returns the top 30 results (3 pages) it finds for every category. It then outputs them into a CSV. The process takes about 30 minutes as it returns about 1000 results of name, address, telephone number and website. It is a pain for me to have to setup apache etc on every PC I want it to run on. I would therefore like to know if it is possible to package the script up into a normal EXE that I can run anywhere? I can provide you with the script to look at if you need. Please note I need this script within 16 hours from now! Thanks