Greetings. I am new to this site, happened upon it via Google. Now, I am not going to come off as being some "professional", because, well, the very idea of one being a pro. with this type of thing is laughable, at best.
I am however a fantastic "internetter". The thing that may set me apart from the rest, is my ability to think on my own. Not to mention, how compulsive I tend to be when I set my gaze upon something.
You can either go with me, or one of these others people who can hardly puttogether a coherent sentence. I do take this serious, don't get me wrong. But I will not come to you like someone who is so arrogant as to think I can swoon you with my amazing skills. Besides, I would rather my work do the talking.
Thank you for reading.
P.S. Did I mention my amazing skills with words? Yes, I am a cerebral assassin.