I birth words like new moms deliver babies, relatively painless
And that was my limp shot at being quirky and memorable. Despite how eccentric the introduction was, I'm very professional with how I write and when I deliver. I've been tasked to write comments on adult-related blogs before, and it was an experience. Apart from that, I've been consistent web content writer for different blogs, so I understand the timely nature and the need for creative, non-plagiarized content.
Rest assured, I'll always deliver what you expect, when you expect. Thanks for your time.
-am a "super writer",
Arcci