G'day m8 you know wot we are in the same boat! Excuse my lame attempt at exploiting Aussie pun :-) I get lonely all the time too , trust me I know that feeling. Regardless, I believe, the experience of growing up lonely has shaped me positively in fundamental ways. Your quirky way of describing the project interspersed with 'lol' and ':D' gives off deliciously awkward vibe and that's exactly why I think we'll hit it off right away :D
Ok, now onto serious part. I'll tell you why I am the BEST contract for your long-term project. I am basically a research ninja, I have over 3 years of experience in supporting and coordinating administrative functions--handling emails, invoicing, client liaison.
Proficient user of MS Office (Word, Excel, PowerPoint, Access and Outlook).Type 75 WPM. I am available to talk/chat via Skype, WhatsApp, and cell phone . I work hard to meet deadlines and complete the task at hand as required.
I just googled TeamViewer , looks very interesting. Once I am through the learning curve , I'll get the hang of it and be fine to be up and running with it.
I am witty, funny (at least I try, warts and all) , at times profound , detailed oriented professional. I am available to work within Australian hours and more!
Look forward to starting my VA/freelancer journey with your project.