Computer Programmer all around person

I need someone that lives in 818 or 310 area code because I have work for you but it needs to be done in house . We are in San Fernando Valley . I want a person that would like to have a steady job in this great economic times we are all facing. from server admin, html,php,pearl,grphics answering phones if need be. Will pay fair starting salary and will go up after 30 and 60 days when we see how we groove together. But if you even are thinking I can afford 35 per hour , wrong guy. You need a job I can help.