Calling in all Ruby on Rails professional - High payin!

I'd die for a Ruby on Rails expert right now. I am looking for Ruby on Rails professional who could write some tutorials, articles or share your thoughts on Ruby on Rails. You could write about *Rails *Sinatra *Comparing Ruby to other languages *Dissecting a gem or a core language feature *Community best practices *Mobile Apps with Ruby *Heroku *Deployiong Ruby, Rails, or Sinatra applications *Just about anything else Ruby I am looking for teams, but real Ruby on Rail experts. I will be having a gtalk with you to confirm this(And we find that you have no idea about Ruby on Rails and that you are just another contract worker at freelancer, the project will be cancelled immediately) We will be paying you good rates and we need at least 6 posts per month.