Blogger for my affiliate programs / interesting / creative blogging

In need of a blogger to blog about my journey in affiliate marketing and trying out different approaches programs. Blogger has to be funny, persuasive, entertaining, and creative. The ultimate goal of the blog is to recruit affiliates and also monetize the blog. You are an expert in affiliate marketing and for the sake of avoiding a clash of interests, I will accept certain programs from you, but never under your affiliate ID. This is a blog, you are an expert at affiliate programs, but the job is copywriting and advice giving based on blog. 4 times a week 3$/500 words and will pay 4$/500 if blog outperforms itself. Start immediately.