Fast Typing and Perfect Grammar? Bid for 100 Snippets!!

Hiya! If you can type at the speed of thought, and if your thoughts are faster than your speech, and if your speech is English and English alone, (well, I won't complain if it's Greek or Latin, or, in the worst case, American, as long as you write what is accepted as grammatically correct by most of the high school teachers anywhere in the world), please bid for 100 short articles of about 200 words. Freshers or experienced ones, I'm not prejudiced, but it's sugarcane for everyone. The lowest bids must accompany a short sample of about 50 words on anything. Your personal message of about the same length itself is sufficient. I prefer dudes and dudettes interested in a long-term association. Come to Tom Faithstar. Tip: Aim high-bid low