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I run a novelty documents website selling payslips, Utility bill and Bank statements for novelty purposes only. From time to time I may need Templates creating like, replica bank statement re-creating. With Bank Statements I would need it so that when I enter figures,like money in and money out it calculates automatically. Also in the transaction section I may need to add extra transactions or less, I must be able to edit everything that is on the Template. I have Utility bills that are scanned and copied and I would also need them re-creating where I'm able to edit everything on the Template in photoshop. I had a really good freelancer who I have been working with for the last 6 months from India. But he is having problems with the power cuts over there. NO DISRESPECT BUT IF YOU ARE FROM CERTAIN PARTS OF INDIA AND ARE SUFFERING FROM POWER FAILURE, THEN PLEASE DON'T BID. I NEED TO BE WORKING WITH SOMEONE WHO CAN PRODUCE PROJECTS WITHIN A DAY. IMPORTANT You must have skype, it is the fastest way to communicate and send files. You also must have a printer, so you can compare documents and make sure they are 100% correct before sending them back to me. If you have a smart phone, where your able to know when I email you straight away, that would be a plus, as sometimes I'm in a rush to get things done!