I needd you to write a 150 word humorous blurb

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I have 2 years experience

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i can take that jobs as long as i can communicated with you. i have barely sense of humour since when i say something a little off , someone who listen to are sometimes laugh. if there are cheaper price per hours , i'il take it otherwise , ignore this.

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