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ONLY BID IF SERIOUS... I AM GETTING FED UP WITH PEOPLE LETTING ME DOWN ON HERE.... I require a website to be built in Joomla with 2 simple functions... 1. To allow people to sign up to the site and to get access to an online Magazine (WE WILL SUPPLY) linked to Paypal 2. Directory to allow end users to sign up to a business related directory, linked to Paypal There are 9 other static pages that I will need to be able to update in Joomla.... GENERAL ON ALL WEBSITE BUILDS 1. Remove any mentioning of Joomla, on back end, and no component bits to show on front of site. 2. Creation of small favi icon from Logo if possible. 3. All forms to have data disclaimer, and a validation code 4. all sites to have sitemap, xml site map and RSS (where required) 5. On future builds please make the company logos at the top of the website links to the site maps please 6. All sites must be cross browser tested, including the dreaded i.e.8 7. All sites must carry a link bottom right to Cambridge Creative Media 8. All sites to have the following at the bottom footer of the site: (c) 2009 COMPANY NAME HERE | Sitemap | Sitemap XML | Website Terms and Conditions | Privacy Policy | Company info | Links Text on these pages will be supplied, or entered by Cambridge Creative 9. All contact page forms to have automated email response that reads the following: Many Thanks for filling in our Contact Form, your enquiry has been sent to one of ENTER COMPANY NAME HERE dedicated team. We aim to respond to all internet enquiries within 12 hours, however should your enquiry be urgent please contact us on ENTER CONTACT TEL NUMBER HERE 10. SEO Urls please, the main thing is about making these sites SEO friendly, any advice you can educate me on will be much appreciated. I have outlined above as help and guidance to you as to what