Write my Product Descriptions

I have 1000 products which will be getting uploaded onto a brand new ecommerce site over the next 7 days. As I have been let down at the last minute I need someone who can create UNIQUE, SEO FRIENDLY descriptions. I need YOU to be able to write these using my trade account boring descriptions as a starting point, and some keywords I will need you to use for some of my higher ended products to make sure I show in adwords. These are personalised presents which are hopefully going to be great sellers, sourced from trade accounts like [login to view URL] Please note- I WILL USE COPYSCAPE TO CHECK FOR COPIED WORK AND I WILL NOT RELEASE FUNDS. I just had 1 freelancer set me back 2 weeks with this, PLEASE do not do the same!! I will need you to do the following: 1. Long description- reword what is there, make some reference to size. Approx 100 words- not really long, just including the technical bits (eg size of photo frame, percent alcohol in drink) 2. Short description- This is more of a sentence or 20-40 words, just to show a bit of human side- a comment about who it could be given to, when, what for etc. A comment you would make in a shop with a friend. 3. Meta description- you guys know this one! I want you to look at the sheet below and reword the long description, give me a short description and meta description so I can see your style I WILL PAY £125 PER 1000 PRODUCTS, I HAVE 4000 IN TOTAL IF YOUR WORK GOES WELL