Training Assistant (MUST BE BRITISH OR AMERICAN)

Hi, My name is Martin and I'm from the UK. I'm looking for someone who will chat with me when I'm training, and keep track of the weights I achieved in the exercises I'm doing (no knowledge of training required). ABOUT ME: I'm a PhD in Math candidate at Oxford, I weight train every day ABOUT YOU: From UK/US/Commonwealth (MUST), university-educated (desired), knows about training (bonus) REQUIREMENTS: YOU must be British or AMERICAN (nz, aus, sa, canada, singapore all OK too). Be on time for every session, record weights on a spreadsheet I'll give you. PAY: 4 or 5 dollars an hour