Virtual assistant / website maintenance for adult websites

I need a virtual assistant / webmaster to help me in maintaining my adult websites. Hourly payment will be in the low range (1-2$ per hour) but I will pay a binus at the end of each month if I am happy with the service. The amount of the bonus will depend on the profits made with the sites. Applicants will need to: - have good skills in WordPress, Excel, HTML - start their application with the word 'Oshimeida' - be reliable - communicate well and quickly - have a good track record on freelancer.com - be willing to work in the adult website environment (no camwork or whatever required, but will necessarily come into contact with porn pictures / movies) - know how to maintain a linux server