1000 forum posts needed!

Hello! I need 1000 posts done in 15 days max. I need you to be chatting on 30-40 forums: I need you to be replying to free web hosting topics with reply and link or with reply and link in profile only. So, you will have to register on them and create a signature link, and just be sitting and chattong on these forums. If you do it right, I will need 1000-2000 more posts. My target price is 5 cents per 1 post. Lowest bid and mac expirience wins. Please bid according to this amount and per 1000 posts. Thanks.