Asterisk Expert Required for an interesting Custom Project!

I need someone with extremely good knowledge of Asterisk programming as well as a perfect knowledge of how it works, what it can achieve and what more can be done with it. The project will be given to the person who can demonstrate this knowledge btu please DO NOT fill your application with links to sites or documentation. What I need is some one who can demonstrate this verbally and in written answers to questions not portfolios. ANYONE POSTING LINKS OR PORTFOLIOS WILL BE TOTALLY IGNORED. This is the detail of what is required: I have built a tool that produces lists of telephone numbers or skype usernames, I want some one to customise an install of Asterisk that is capable of calling this list of numbers which can be loaded by .csv or another means into Asterisk. Asterisk will then call a batch of these at once. The first number answered will trigger the other calls to be shut down or I may use multipe outbound lines for multiples messages which, is the next step. Asterisk will then play a pre-recorded message to the person on the other end or the answer phone. Asterisk will then listen for a response from the other end's digital telephone keypad say - 1 for Yes 4 for No, It will record this reponse then thank the person and shut down the call and dial the next batch. The results must be downloadable in .csv format. A plain good, well laid out front end and backend is required. The outgoing message must be capable of being changed often. I must be able to copy this install to multiple linux machines. Support must be provided. Please do not post contact details or require billions of dollars, because I'm not interested in making you rich I just want a good job for a fair price on time, accurate and fast. Then offer you more work. Thank you, Daniel, Project Manager.