Adult Homepage Redesign

I would like a complete redesign of an adult site homepage using XHTML and modern design standards. 1. The new design should validate properly and conform to W3C modern design standards. 2. It should be viewable in a text browser. 3. It should be compatible with most if not all browsers. 4. You will use Yahoo yslow to analyse the current design and ensure that your new design at least gets a Grade B. 5. Your design should allow for easy expansion i.e. if i wanted to add more text to the naviagtion bar or anywhere else on the page, it shouldnt distort the page. Thank You!