C#/T-SQL/ASP.NET/.Net Windows Forms Expert needed for 2 hours consulting

Hi, I have a coding problem that I need to solve. To save my time, I need help from very good professional to find best/recommended solution. Thus, I need C#/T-SQL/ASP.NET/Windows Forms EXPERT who knows .Net Framework really well (things like remoting, garbage collector, page life cycle, [login to view URL] etc.), for 2 hours or less if we finish task before that. If everything gone well and we finish task on time, I will use your consulting/programming services later on regular basis. I planned to do it today from 4:45 PM to 6:45 PM on central european time (CET) so hurry up if interested. Important: In your response, tell me why you consider yourself as an expert, and why you are the best person for tasks like this. Thanks!