Norwegian Translation (English to Norwegian ) - ADULT CONTENT

NATIVE SPEAKERS ONLY PLEASE (ADULT CONTENT) Hello, I need to have English content that needs to be properly translated to French which should include any slang. I'm looking for a native speaker. This is very important. This work should take less than an hour. I think it'll be no more than 300 words. The content is for advertising, so it'll be mostly headlines, subheadlines, short and impactful sentences. Note: The content is explicit, so you should be open minded. If the work is good, I can use you on an ongoing basis.