I'm seeking an experienced scriptwriter with a knack for observational comedy. Your task will be to craft a short, original standup comedy routine which we can perform. Grooms brother in law ( JIJA) and brides sister will be doing anchoring at sangeet function next week, I am looking for short 30-secs to 1 min anecdotes that we can say in between dance performances. We also dont want to make it look rehersed and we dont have time also to reherse. Specific Requirements: - The script should be designed for a 5-10 minute performance. - The humour should be grounded in observational comedy. - It must cater to an adult audience aged 30-50. Ideal Experience: - Scriptwriting for comedy, particularly standup - Proven ability to write for specified audiences - Familiari...
We are looking to implement a subscription-based access control system for our Joomla 4 website using VirtueMart 4.2.0. The goal is to grant customers access to specific pages on the site after they have made a payment, for a designated subscription period. Current Situation: We have an existing setup with an outdated and malfunctioning module (mod_opentools_vmassign_groups_v1.2) and a VirtueMart plugin (plg_opentools_vm_buyer_assign_group_v1.6.2), which are not functioning as needed. Required Services: Review and assess the current subscription and access control modules and plugins on our Joomla site. Propose and implement a working solution for subscription-based access control that integrates with VirtueMart 4.2.0. The solution should allow for automatic ...
I am seeking an experienced and skilled vocal tutor to provide advanced level lessons t...adults. Key Requirements: - Specialization in vocal training - Experience in teaching adults - Ability to cater to advanced skill levels Your responsibilities: - Develop a curriculum tailored to adult learners at an advanced level - Provide regular one-on-one vocal lessons - Offer constructive feedback and guidance to enhance the student's skills Ideal skills and experience: - Proven track record in vocal training - Understanding of adult learning principles - Good communication and interpersonal skills - Ability to motivate and engage students at an advanced level It's crucial that the tutor can provide a structured learning experience while also being flexible to ...
...die Webseite kontinuierlich zu verbessern. 7. Sicherstellung der Kompatibilität mit verschiedenen Browsern und Geräten. Anforderungen: 1. Nachgewiesene Erfahrung in der Webentwicklung und im Webdesign, idealerweise mit Portfolio von abgeschlossenen Projekten. 2. Expertise in HTML, CSS, JavaScript und anderen relevanten Technologien. 3. Erfahrung mit Content-Management-Systemen wie WordPress, Joomla oder ähnlichen Plattformen. 4. Kenntnisse in SEO-Praktiken und -Tools zur Optimierung von Webseiten für Suchmaschinen. 5. Kreativität und ein Auge für Design, mit der Fähigkeit, innovative und ansprechende Webseiten zu entwickeln. 6. Gute Kommunikationsfähigkeiten und die Fähigkeit, effektiv mit Kunden zusammenzuarbeiten, um deren Anforder...
I am looking for a freelancer who can write up an explanation on XRD Analysis at an intermediate level. The explanation should be specific to the application of XRD Analysis in Material Science. Skills and Experience: - Strong knowledge and understanding of XRD Analysis and its principles - Proficiency in writing technical content in an easy-to-understand manner - Experience in explaining complex scientific concepts to a non-technical audience - Familiarity with the application of XRD Analysis in Material Science would be preferred.
I am here to provide ongoing maintenance, customization, extension development, and round-the-clock support to ensure your Joomla website operates at its best. Regular Maintenance: Keep your Joomla website running smoothly and securely with our routine updates, security patches, and performance optimizations. Customization: Tailor your Joomla website to fit your unique needs. From tweaking existing features to implementing new functionalities, I will work closely with you to bring your vision to life. Creation of New Extensions: Enhance your Joomla website's functionality with custom-built extensions. I will design and develop extensions tailored specifically to your requirements. 24/7 Support: I am available around the clock to assist you. Whether you&...
...this project a success, you'll need: - Extensive experience in 2D animation, with a strong grasp of dramatic storytelling techniques. - Proven ability to create animations that appeal to adults. - Ideally, experience with slice of life narratives. - The ability to deliver the project within a set timeframe, as we adhere to a strict schedule. If interested, I can share my complete film dossier, which includes the storyboard and can help provide a better understanding of my vision. Please include examples of previous work, especially those with a dramatic or slice of life genre. I'm excited to bring this vision to life and look forward to your bid....
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I'm in need of a highly experienced digital agency or marketer who can lead a part-time campaign targeting specific social media platforms and an adult site for my men wellness supplement. The ideal candidate has a proven track record of: - Running successful campaigns on Facebook and Instagram. - Experience with adult site advertising is a plus. - Generating leads and increasing sales in the men's wellness industry. - Understanding and effectively targeting the male 30-50 age group. - Excellent at campaign optimization to achieve CPL targets. Your main tasks will include: - Developing and executing a lead generation strategy for the target audience. - Optimizing campaigns on Facebook, Instagram, and adult sites for maximum results. - ...
I have an existing WordPress site that has low quality content. I'm looking for a freelancer to help me recreate the site with brand new content. The main goal is to get the site approved for Adsense. Ideal skills and experience for this job: - Strong understanding of Adsense requirements - Proficient in WordPress site development - Experienced in creating high quality, engaging content - Knowledgeable in SEO best practices - Previous success in getting sites approved for Adsense Required tasks for this project: - Full redesign of the current site - Creation of new, high quality content - Implementation of SEO best practices - Ensuring site meets Adsense requirements We provide wp admin access, original colormag theme and wp rocket plungin...
Looking for an experienced professional who can write efficient Apache mod_rewrite code for my site. Desired Skills: - Knowledge of Apache code for mod_rewrite. - Detail-oriented individual who can identify and resolve any potential issues efficiently. Details: I am creating a Joomla website. The site uses an add-on module to display articles. When I click an article (see the following page: ), the resulting URL is something like the following the following: :ehime-kihoku&catid=14 If possible, I would like it to be "" Can this be done with apache code for the mod_rewrite? If so, what is the estimated cost. I look forward to discussing the specifics once we
I need an expert in athletic apparel design to create 8 exclusive basketball sublimation jersey templates for my adult league. As I'm open to design suggestions, a creative eye and a keen understanding of the aesthetic appeal in sports uniforms will be beneficial. While the colors are not specified, using standard team colors that appeal to adults would be ideal. Skills and Experience: - Proven experience in sports apparel design - Excellent creative and conceptual design skills - Good understanding of color schemes suitable for adults - Knowledge about sublimation printing Deliverables: - 8 unique sublimation basketball jersey designs - All designs must be print-ready.
As an experienced Joomla/PHP developer, I am seeking help to integrate Google Captcha into an existing, fully operational Joomla website using Koparent component. The goal is to prevent spam entries effectively, increasing the overall website's credibility and user experience. We have on the advert page a form for the booking and inquiries. Since there is a specific deadline for this project, please indicate your availability and estimated turnaround time in your proposal. A proven track record in relevant fields - Joomla, PHP, and Google Captcha integrations is highly desirable. Default settings of the component have enabled the captcha but not showing on the component form on the advert pages. Key requirements: - Expertise in Joomla / PHP developm...
I'm seeking a talented graphic designer to create two to three variations of modern beer can labels. The labels are specifically targeted at a young adult audience. Key Project Details: - Target Audience: Young Adults - Theme/Style: Modern - Variations Required: 2-3 Your role will involve: - Designing modern, eye-catching labels that resonate with young adult beer drinkers. - Creating 2-3 variations of the label design to provide a diverse and engaging branding experience. Ideal Skills & Experience: - Strong graphic design skills, particularly in label design - Understanding of modern design trends - Experience with branding and target audience considerations - Ability to create multiple variations while maintaining a cohesive brand identity Please see the...
I'm looking for an experienced web developer to build a functional social networking website. Key Functionalities: - User Profile Creation: Users should be able to create a profile solely with their email and appropriate user input parameters. - Blog Postings: Users should be able to post blogs and comments on these blogs. Ideal Skills: The ideal freelancer for this project should be proficient in HTML, CSS, JavaScript, and SQL. Experience with creating social networking sites or similar projects would be a plus. They should be able to cleanly write code, create an intuitive user interface, and ensure a secure registration process.
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...world. Key components for this project include: - Exceptional writing skills with an emphasis on creativity and imagination - Proven experience in the genre of science fiction and young adult literature - Diligence in world-building, specifically crafting magical realms - Capability to create intriguing characters, plot lines, and conflicts while maintaining reader engagement - Experience with incorporating diverse themes and elements into a story The perfect candidate will be able to bring my vision of interweaving science fiction and magical fairies to life, in a way that resonates with young adult readers. If you're a talented storyteller with a knack for the extraordinary, I'd love to hear from you!...
I'm seeking a skilled Webflow design...Please Read this Carefully Do Not BID if you do not read this section 1. click on the attached pdf file and have a read 2. total website pages are around 60-80 on webflow 3. need to Design on Figma 4. We have logo as in the existing website 5. Exisiting website has lots of errors and and is slow therefore need rebranding and fresh sites 6. webflow site must be fast and fully optimized and functional 7. everything should be done on the site except the Content we will provide content. 8. Time Frame is a maximum of 30 days we need someone fast who is willing to take on this challenge 9. if project exceed 30 days then we no longer need this 10. Should be able to start the project straight away 11. only Contact and bid after you re...
I'm seeking a WordPress professional with a sophisticated sense of design who can help me bring my site to its full potential. This project will involve: - Customization of my current themes to achieve a professional, modern aesthetic. - Installation of necessary plugins to enhance website functionality. - Creation of custom post types to refine my content presentation. Completion of the part finished site Ideal skills: - WordPress - Aesthetic understanding - Website Design - Website Development - UI/UX design The website is around 85% complete on design – some updates and general tidy up needed – internal pages will mostly need to be redesigned You will have a 100% understanding of how to set up a multi-vendor or service marketplace ( Depend...
...INR 150 per 500 words, Also, if you are an outstanding writer then we can hire you as our permanent content writer and will provide you a fixed salary per Month. The increment will stop/decrease if you degrade the quality of the articles after the increment. Articles must be informative and interesting. You have to write at least 1000 words per day. Mention the word "Writer" in your bid proposal so that we know that you read the project. The articles must be 100% original and grammatically correct and without spelling mistakes. Must be free from plagiarism Must Pass Copyscape. This is long-term work. So bid only if you are a good article writer and agree with all the terms. - Please bid if you are an individual writer and can write a minimum of 1000 words a day....
I'm in need of a skilled Zbrush designer to aid in the creation of a prototype. The specific tasks you would be required to perform include taking existing 3D .step file and add a "hammered" texture to the top and sides of each part so that the parts will 3D print with the required texture: - Proficiency in Zbrush for 3D modeling and rendering - Experience with creating prototypes for industrial design - Knowledge in 3D printing processes
I require a freelancer who can skillfully edit a photo by adding a top on a child's image. The task includes: - Digitally adding a plain t-shirt to the child in the photo - The t-shirt color should be white - the tshirt should be put on the girl in the photo Ideal freelancer for this project should have excellent Photoshop or similar software skills, strong attention to detail, and have experience in digital clothing manipulation on images. Image retouching and photo-editing experience is a must. Creativity in making the edit look natural and real is definitely appreciated.
I'm searching for a proficient animator who can bring to life an engaging 2D animation targeted at adults with an emphasis on storytelling and entertainment. Your creativity will play a vital role in creating a captivating animation that goes beyond just visual aesthetics. Key responsibilities: - Developing a visually captivating 2D animation - Executing the project from conception to final product - Collaborating on the animation's story and characters Ideal skills for the job: - Proven experience in 2D animation - Ability to work with storytelling and scripts - Creativity and imagination - Substantial knowledge of animation software and techniques - Exceptional attention to detail. Your previous experience with adult-targeted animation will be a bonus in t...
...All sections marked in red 2- Functionality Upgrades will add and Coding for Admin Panel Include: - More settings options, functionality to control theme elements like fonts colors and Sizes , colors, background images, and more. - Given the lack of specific preferences, a general enhancement will be expected. This could cover aspects like intuitiveness or ease of navigation, and Of course the Theme must be very very fast on loading and movement. Live CMS: Another critical requirement for this project is the quality of work. I'm looking for someone who can get started immediately. Deadline: 7 days Note 1: The CMS is written in Vue.JS and Laravel. Note 2: I have the source code of the Admin Panel to can make all modification, Without source code of the ...
Woocommerce Site has some CSS issues that need fixing. Need it fixed now. Budget is $20. Bid over $20 and I will hide your bid. Shouldn’t take long to fix. Will provide details in PM.
I want to make a Microsoft education presentation where it starts off with showing the Windows logo, then zooms into one of the panes of the logo then it goes into a couple of points for that topic, then zooms back out to show the windows logo then zooms into another pane of the logo. So basically : Windows Logo, Topic #1, zoom into a window pane, after topic #1 is done, zoom out to show the window logo, Topic #2, zoom into another window pane, after topic #2 is done, zoom out to show the window logo, Topic #3, zoom into another window pane, after topic #3 is done, zoom out to the window logo, topic #4 zoom into the final window pane and after topic #4 is done, final slide should be a conclusion of the 4 topics and an opportunity to show a video then its over. I dont want any informati...
I'm in need of highly creative and unique designs that we'll be used on hats, shirts, and stickers. The designs should come in two main styles: 1. Fun and attention-grabbing: These should shake things up a bit and appeal to a younger, vibrant crowd. Think bold colors and innovative visuals. 2. Sleek and Professional: For a polished, clean look to appeal to an adult market. Less is more approach, neutral color palette. Must contain the brand name "Pontoon Junkies" also contain the image of a pontoon boat. The creations will be promoted to both teenagers and adults so they should be versatile and engaging across a wide age range. Ideal skills and experience: - Strong graphic design capability - Experience in apparel design - Ability to adapt to different d...
I'm in need of highly creative and unique designs that we'll be used on hats, shirts, and stickers. The designs should come in two main styles: 1. Fun and attention-grabbing: These should shake things up a bit and appeal to a younger, vibrant crowd. Think bold colors and innovative visuals. 2. Sleek and Professional: For a polished, clean look to appeal to an adult market. Less is more approach, neutral color palette. Must contain the brand name "Pontoon Junkies" also contain the image of a pontoon boat. The creations will be promoted to both teenagers and adults so they should be versatile and engaging across a wide age range. Ideal skills and experience: - Strong graphic design capability - Experience in apparel design - Ability to adapt to different d...
I'm seeking a skilled Reddit Virtual Assistant who can proficiently manage NSFW content targeting to adult entertainment enthusiasts. Responsibilities: - NSFW content marketing on Reddit - Spot-on moderation of Reddit threads - Creating engaging NSFW content - Building a robust community around our content Ideal Skills & Experience: - Experience with NSFW content production and management - Familiarity with adult entertainment industry - Proven success in community building on Reddit - Expertise in content marketing and moderation on Reddit. Please only apply if you can handle mature and explicit content.
I need a professional WordPress expert to install a specific theme on my site. - I will provide you the theme - The task is solely about installing the demo content, there's no need for any additional customizations or adjustments.
I require an experienced video ad creator to develop an engaging advertisement for my fitness company. - The ad should be designed to appeal specifically to middle-aged adults. - The main goal of the ad is to showcase and promote a new fitness...middle-aged adults. - The main goal of the ad is to showcase and promote a new fitness product we have developed. Ideally, you have experience in creating engaging video content specifically geared towards the fitness industry. Please provide examples of previous work if available. Your experience in ad creation should reflect an understanding of how to connect and engage with the middle-aged adult demographic. Creativity, attention to detail, and a knack for capturing and promoting a product's unique selling points will be key fo...
I'm on the lookout for an expert in Shopify who can build my drop shipping website from scratch. Key Requirements: - Implementation of live chat support to provide real-time assistance, enhancing the customer experience. - Integration of a product review and rating system that allows sharing of authentic customer feedback, playing a significant role in influencing purchasing decisions. - Designed to handle less than 50 products initially, with the ability to scale as my business grows. Ideal Skills and Experience: The ideal candidate should be proficient in Shopify, with significant experience in building drop shipping websites. Strong technical ability to integrate live chat functionality and product reviews and ratings system is a must. Experience in eCommerce, specifi...
Hello, I am looking for around 60-80 seconds max. animation clips. Animation is related to anime and memes world. - I will provide the plot/ideas for the clips. The animation should effectively convey a narrative. The plot should be engaging enough to keep an adult audience entertained, possibly with a twist or a surprising element - I need 1 clip per day if possible, at least 1 every 2 days - I already have the characters (photos) needed for the clips - While not mandatory, a suitable soundtrack to complement the animation would be highly valued. - I am looking for long term business - I don't care if you do them by AI as long as they meet the quality requirements - For quality requirements, please check the videos from this guy: - i need something similar to this
I am seeking a skilled graphic designer to create inspirational and motivational t-shirt designs for a young adult audience (18-35). Key Requirements: - Mastery in creating vibrant and colorful designs to resonate with youthful energy. - Experience in designing apparel, preferably t-shirts. - Have a portfolio showcasing creativity and adaptability. - An understanding of current design trends targeting young adults. - A knack for crafting inspirational and motivational themes into visually stimulating designs. The ideal freelancer for this project should have a keen eye for combining visuals and text in a way that effectively delivers motivational messages. Pride in producing quality, original designs that truly engage and inspire the target demographic is a must. I look forward ...
I have a website built in Vue.js () that needs specific enhancements. It currently showcases products/services and requires some aesthetical and functional ch...implementation. - Home Page Padding & Animation: Tweak padding on the home page and make the animation more interactive and dynamic. - New Profile Page: Develop a user profile page where logged users can update their profile information. This page should interact seamlessly with the database to fetch and update user data. - 3D Model Viewer: Lastly, I need the implementation of a 3D model viewer for our products/services. Past experience with 3D viewer implementation will be a major plus. In essence, I need a flexible, responsive, and reliable freelancer who pays attention to detail, and can deliver in a tim...
I am looking for a talented graphic designer who can help create a book cover for my non-fiction piece. The main aim of the book is to impart life skills to teen boys, so the design should be visually appealing to this demographic, while still being attractive to adult readers. Key points: - The cover should be appealing to both teen boys and adults - The design should resonate with the target audience and be attractive - The book is focused on life skills for teen boys - Dark Navy works well with this audience - orange to contrast - use ideas from competitor books withour replicating Ideal Skills: - Graphic Design - Understanding of target audience - Experience in book cover design, particularly for non-fiction - Ability to create engaging and original graphics - Good com...
My WordPress site is currently down and displaying a critical error message. I'm looking for someone who can quickly and efficiently troubleshoot and resolve this issue. Key Tasks: - Investigate the root cause of the critical error - Implement a solution to restore the site to full functionality - Help configure WordFence - Check for malware Ideal Freelancer: - Experienced with troubleshooting WordPress errors - Proficient in diagnosing and resolving critical site issues - Able to work efficiently and communicate effectively regarding the progress of the resolution.
this involves carrying out regular and weekly verification and updating of the articles on an shopify online sales site
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Everything is ready in the App's new update. Just need to push an update on Apple store using Mac Xcode.I don't have a MacBook, I will pay you Rs.500 everytime you push my new update on Apple store
Platforma ne ofera o cheie API cu care sa ne descurcam. Avem nevoie de generarea automata a awb-urilor indiferent de metoda aleasa. Am fi de acord chiar cu un programel extern de unde sa se genereze aceste awb-uri sau chiar cu mutarea automata a comenzilor intr-un wordpress si generarea awb-urilor de acolo. Pretul il putem discuta telefonic pentru a fi unul rezonabil.
I'm on the lookout for a fashion designer who can create a line of adult casual wear, specifically in a minimalist style. Key Requirements: - Design: I'm looking for a designer who has experience in creating clothing, with a specific focus on casual wear. - Style: The designs must be minimalist in nature. If you have experience in this style, it's a huge plus. Skills: - Proficiency in fashion design software - Strong understanding of textile and fabric - Ability to translate trends and concepts into wearable pieces - A portfolio that includes successful casual wear designs. Please, only bid on this project if you have experience in clothing design, particularly in the casual wear sector. I'm looking for a talented individual who can help bring...
In short: I have done the php part, I need a react js developer to design the front end. In Detail: I have a good working wordpress with some posts, no images. I wanted to show...in Tab1. When clicked, I show all posts of the selected category in Tab2. When clicked, I show the selected post content in Tab3. These are all already done in my php code. What should you do now? - make the look modern and responsive. - make the container 95% width in mobile 60% in computer. 95% height in both. - Use Collapsible listview for Listbox1, since it has 4 types of categories. - add a (bottom to top) entrance animation for tab contents. Animation codes (samples) given in this gdoc: (Documentation: )
I'm in need of a WordPress developer who is fluent in Spanish. I need a personal website created and...a WordPress developer who is fluent in Spanish. I need a personal website created and I need it done as soon as possible. Key Requirements: - Proficient in WordPress - Fluent in Spanish - Able to work quickly and efficiently The site will be used to showcase my personal portfolio. I'm looking for someone who can create a clean, user-friendly and professional looking website that will help me promote my work. It's crucial that the developer is able to understand my needs and vision, and can communicate effectively in Spanish. I am looking for someone who can get the job done quickly without compromising on quality. A strong portfolio of past ...
I am in need of a paper calculator for my Wordpress website, closely following the reference provided: - - . The core functionality should revolve around the calculation of paper size. Additional Features: Optimized to obtain the maximum number of copies per sheet. To place on my website Skills and Experience: The ideal freelancer for this job should have solid experience in developing calculators for websites, preferably for Wordpress. If you've built something similar before, that points toward a successful engagement. Application Requirement: When applying, please include relevant experience in calculator development or related projects. Your application stands a higher chance of getting picked if it shows well-thought-out project proposals and aligns closely with the require...
I require a solution to fetch real-time stock prices from the National Stock Exchange (NSE). The fetched data should populate in an Excel spreadsheet and refresh every second. Key Responsibilities: - Scrutinize the dedicated NSE platform to fetch live stock prices - Develop a method to automate data update in Excel every second Mandatory Skills: - Proficiency in Excel, with particular emphasis on data extraction and automation - Knowledge and experience of the NSE online system - Familiarity with automatic data retrieval and real-time updating This project must maintain a high standard of accuracy, as any mistakes could lead to misinformed financial decisions. Hence, meticulousness in data management and understanding of stock market trading is paramount. I look forward to working wi...
I'm experiencing significant performance issues wi...professional who understands OVH web hosting intricacies and can optimize my website's performance. The ideal candidate should have experience in: - Troubleshooting WordPress performance issues - Proficiency with OVH web hosting and its configurations - Diagnosing and resolving common WordPress crashes - Implementing performance optimization strategies for text and image-heavy websites - Carrying out checks and balances to ensure long-term site stability Your task will be to identify the root cause of the slow performance and crashing issues, then implement necessary steps to resolve them. Your understanding of OVH hosting will be crucial. I'm open to suggestions and advice beyond the immediate fix for the ...
Hello We need an expert to optimize performance of our website wordpress : - Core Web Vitals Mobile : - First Contentful Paint 15,5 s - Largest Contentful Paint 27,5 s - Total Blocking Time 1 330 ms - Cumulative Layout Shift 0.157 - Speed Index 26,1 s Desktop : - First Contentful Paint 7,4 s - Largest Contentful Paint 8,7 s - Total Blocking Time 190 ms - Cumulative Layout Shift 0.099 - Speed Index 10,7 s
I need a minimalist WordPress site crafted for information purposes. This will serve as the foundation for my online presence, featuring the following content: - An 'About Us' page to share our story and purpose. - A 'Services' page detailing the specific services we offer. - A 'Contact Us' page for inquiries and customer interaction. The design should be sleek and minimalist, putting information in the forefront and eliminating unnecessary clutter. In terms of skills and experience, understanding of minimalistic web design aesthetics, WordPress expertise, and a knack for crafting intuitive and engaging user experiences would be ideal. The project timeline is immediate. Please provide relevant portfolio examples along with your bid.
