As an enthusiastic card game lover, I am excited to collaborate with a skilled game developer who can bring my vision to life. I seek to create a mobile card game with embedded mini-games, inspired by Undertale, using Unreal Engine 5. Key traits that I'm after: • Proficiency in Unreal Engine 5 • Proven experience creating mobile games • Knowledge of Sudoku-like mini-games design • Interest in standup comedy, as this will form the game’s unique theme and visual style The project will involve: • Creating a card game playable on mobile devices • Incorporating moderate complexity mini-games within • Ensuring the game’s visuals and themes revolve around standup comedy style • Collaborating with me to make a fun and ...
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...cross-functional teams, including data scientists, analysts, and product managers. Requirements Participate in a team-based Agile Scrum Environment: Supports design, development, implementation, and maintenance of software programming applications. Regularly participate in Agile ceremonies and assist in work sizing/estimation Participate in the secure development lifecycle leveraging best development practices Meet regularly and work closely with internal and external developers (including front-end and UI/UX), project managers and Technology team members to develop modern innovative software solutions to address user needs and business goals with prioritizing overall quality and security. Able to break down work into consumable tasks and identify how much work is req...
I require a highly experienced photo editor to transform my son's basketball picture into a dynamic and stunning trading card image. Key steps include: - Removing the background from the original photo - Enhancing the color for a vibrant finish - Retouching the skin for a professional look - Superimposing the edited photo in the center of a high-resolution JPEG trading card image Your expertise in Photoshop or equivalent photo editing software will be crucial for this project. A keen eye for detail, maintenance of high resolution and an understanding of visual balance are required. The task needs to be completed quickly without compromising quality. Bring your creativity and get this project slam-dunked!
I need a proficient Excel user to create a workbook for my multiservice business. What I Require: - The ability to record both cash, check and card income, as well as expenditure for each. This tool needs to be able to accommodate and separate these different transactions for easy access and clarity. Desired Features: - It should automatically calculate the daily and monthly income for each category. - Must also offer a daily and monthly balance for cash flow. Skills & Experience: - Strong Excel skills are a necessity. - Ideally, the freelancer should have experience with creating business financial sheets. Timeline: - I'd like this project completed as soon as possible. Urgency is key.
I require a quick and proficient photo edit for my son's basketball picture. The project needs to be completed as soon as possible. The core requirements are: - Removing the background of the photo. - Cropping and resizing to fit appropriately. - Superimposing the edited photo on top of a trading card image. The ideal freelancer for this job should be a master of photo editing, specifically in removing backgrounds and precision cropping. Experience in trading card or similar designs would be a bonus. Efficiency and attention to detail are of utmost importance.
I'm in need of a talented video producer/editor who can create a 4-minute teaser video to promote my upcoming training program. What I need: - A video that is informative in style: While I want the video to be engaging and visually appealing, the primary goal is to inform potential participants about the program's content and benefits. - Length of 4 minutes: I will provide the raw footage, all you need to do is make great transitions and an outro using the program logo Ideal skills and experience: - Video production and editing expertise - Experience in creating promotional videos, particularly for training programs or similar educational initiatives - Ability to create engaging and informative content Please include any relevant samples of your previous work i...
I am looking for an experienced app developer to create an intuitive, user-friendly app for Android and Web platfo...app developer to create an intuitive, user-friendly app for Android and Web platforms. The key features of the app should include: - User registration - Tour package search - Direct booking and payment processing - A platform for clients to leave reviews and ratings - A function allowing users to customize their own tour packages For the payment system, I require integration of credit/debit card processes, direct bank transfers, and a secure Gateway transaction method. Your expertise in the development of similar apps, payment system integration, and user experience design will be crucial for this project's success. Knowledge in the travel and tourism indu...
I need assistance adding a consistent call-to-action message to 265 YouTube videos. This is a manual task. I will provide the card title/call to action/teaser text which is the same for all videos. Each video takes 1-2minutes so for all the videos this will take 8-10 hours of work Key Requirements: - Implementation of the same call-to-action message to 265 YouTube videos - Each video's call-to-action message should be carefully placed to ensure maximum viewer engagement (around half way through each video) Ideal Candidate: - Prior experience with YouTube video editing and info card implementation - Strong attention to detail to ensure consistency across all videos - Understanding of YouTube's best practices for call-to-action placements - Ability to work efficien...
I'm looking to set up an online store where I can sell unique physical goods. I will not need to manage inventory as each item is distinct. The website should be equipped to handle credit card and PayPal transactions. Key requirements: - Develop an e-commerce website that can handle unique, physical products. - Implement a user-friendly interface for easy browsing and purchase. - Ensure secure payment gateways for credit card and PayPal transactions. Ideal skills for this project include: - Proficiency in e-commerce website development. - Experience with unique inventory management systems. - Knowledge of secure payment gateway integration.
* iOS & Android (phone + tablet) * Web Admin Dashboard (Used to create l...(phone + tablet) * Web Admin Dashboard (Used to create learning app) * Web Customer Dashboard to access flash cards from web browser * Mobile Responsive * This will be a learning app * Flash card, It will have Images + Audio + Text to learn new words (thousands of total words) * Flashcard will have 2-3 art styles (Realistic, Cartoon Art, 3d Art) * Flashcard will have 2 voice over, male & female * Ability to handle stripe processing for each flashcard set. If you have experience + past work in this area, it's a plus * I'm open for new ideas from you when applying * $ released on successful test and is bug free * I will need source code upon payment * Please type "I've rea...
I'm looking for a skilled developer who can create an AR experience attached to my business card. When the card is scanned through a smartphone camera, I'd like a company introduction video to play. It needs to be created in on a PC but play when when using an iPhone to scan the business card marker. Key Requirements: - Upon scanning the AR marker (the business card), the video should play automatically. I have the business card created. - The video must be a company introduction video. I have the video recorded. - The AR experience should be optimized for iPhone use. May require compressing video. Considering the nature of this project, prior experience with AR development and app creation would be a plus. The successful candidate should ...
...it be possible, 1. Landing page where public can view my products. To buy them they must sign up and fill out their details along with customisation to the physical card. physical card contains a qr code which will not change so i want it to be a redirect site so that user can change the link which the card points to. Something along the lines of this site kzilla.xyz. i don't need the front end just need the functionality of customisation of the link. Its open source so you can refer their github repo. When anyone scans the qr code on the card they would be taken to a page where it says a thank you for using this card you will be redirected in a few seconds. 3. Once they log in they can create a digital profile page something along the lines...
I am looking for a professional designer to create my business cards in a classic a creative, professional style that pops. I have supplied my current card, which I don't like much. I like the green color palette but am open to others. I want this to be on the card on one side: Laura Axelsen Certified Shorthand Reporter RMR, CCR, CDR Licensed in Multiple States Phone email On the other side: Mentor|Motivator|Coach I
...business card for my motel, Canyon’s Edge Route 66 Motel. The design should include the company logo, our phone number, email address, QR codes to our Google and TripAdvisor reviews and some standard verbiage as part of the design. Skills and Experience: - Proficient in graphic design software - Experience with minimalist designs - Ability to integrate QR codes into design - Strong understanding of brand consistency Final Deliverable: The final design should be delivered in a PDF format. I would also like a one page document created that will go on the front desk in a stand up plexi glass holder. I would like it to look and say almost exactly what the image says that I uploaded below. I would also like this to have the same google and TripAdvisor QR code as foun...
I require a webpage which will primarily serve to display information by filtering it. Key functionality would involve options to add, remove, edit the items (by me only). Most importantly to filter them by anyone visiting the website. The items are filtered by multiple tags that the items should have, they can have 0, 1, 2 or many of the same “category” types. They also need to have ca...same “category” types. They also need to have categories for easy separation. The webpage will have roughly 100-200 items. More detailed information can be given privately. This webpage is for personal and group of friends use, not professional. The items themselves will consist of an icon of the item (32x32 pixel) and will follow the information on the items for the remaining...
As a sommelier, I'm establishing a new business that involves private wine tasting experiences. I'm looking for a talented social media manager and content creator to help build the brand's presence online. Feel free to look at my website to get a feel for the brand Key Responsibilities: - Develop and execute a social media strategy on Facebook, Instagram, and Tiktok - Curate engaging content that aligns with our brand and resonates with our target audience - Post three times a week on each platform - Create educational content about wine and behind-the-scenes insight from our tasting experiences - Implement promotional content and special offers Qualifications: - Proven experience in social media management and content creation - Strong understanding of the wine ...
We have various miscellaneous small jobs that need done. SOP (Statement of project) is defined in attachment. Please see attachment in whole & then respond. Thank you.
I am looking for an experienced developer to create a mini software that will automatically fill out a specific Google form. The software should be developed using and Pupeteer/node js, employing Stealthfox to create cookies and for functionality. Key Requirements: - Utilize for creating a browser profile and Stealthfox for cookie generation - Capable of interfacing with - Automated form completion for a Google form Ideal Freelancer: - Skilled in Pupeteer and node js for browser automation - Experience with and Stealthfox - Proficient in web form automation In your application, please highlight your experience in similar projects. Thank you.
... - Marketplace Features: The site should contain product search and filter options, user reviews and ratings, and a secure shopping cart and checkout process. - Payment Methods: The platform should support multiple payment methods including Credit card, PayPal, Bank transfer, Boleto bancario, and Debito. - Affiliate Module: The marketplace will also need a robust affiliate module with functionalities including affiliate tracking and reporting, commission and payout management, promotional tools and banners, alongside a recruiting program. The ideal freelancer for this job would have excellent experience in Magento development, payment gateway integration, and affiliate marketing. Having worked on similar projects such as marketplaces or affiliate systems would be a ...
...looking to create a software that supports binary options trading specifically for the Pocket Option platform. Your expertise in software development and understanding of the intricacies of binary options trading will be crucial for this project. Key Features: - Real-Time Market Data: The software should be able to provide up-to-date, real-time market data to support trading decisions. - Trade Signals/Alerts: The inclusion of trade signals/alerts will help in identifying potential profitable trades. - Customizable Trading Strategies: The software should allow for the implementation of custom trading strategies to suit different trading styles. Your role will involve: - Developing a user-friendly interface that supports trading on the Pocket Option platform....
I'm seeking a skilled software developer to create a visitor management system that offers a range of advanced features. Key Features: - Visitor check-in/check-out: The software needs to manage visitors as they enter and exit the premises, logging their check-in and check-out times. - Visitor registration: A system that allows the entry of visitor details for security purposes. - Visitor badge printing: A key feature that's crucial for the seamless identification of visitors. - Delivery: The software should incorporate a delivery management system, tracking and notifying visitors when a delivery arrives. - Employee Sign in and sign out: A function that tracks the presence of employees as they arrive at and leave the premises. Device Compatibility: The so...
...?* *Here is the reason* , Financing is risky business. Multiple companies uses some safety features to recover investment. From the last one month we're using third party service app to lock unlock the device of customer for last emi date . This app also allow us to know their location and sim card which they've inserted in mobile app. we need you for creating this type of app for us so that we can not depend on any other third party. Incase of any doubt we can show you how we're using this software and how it works . [Removed by Freelancer.com Admin] Thank you. Please apply if you have a solid grasp of Android app development and are prepared to work in a dynamic project environment....
Need a good graphic designer to create a professional mockup of a software application. See file attached for example. I can provide screenshots of the app.
I'm seeking a graphic designer to create a set of professional business cards for my business. While I have a clear idea of what informat...website to encourage further engagement with my brand. - Design should strike a balance between being visually appealing and maintaining a professional appearance. Ideal skills for this project: - Proficiency in graphic design software to create a polished and attractive layout. - Experience in designing business cards that effectively communicate key information to clients and partners. - Creativity to suggest and implement design elements that enhance the overall impact of the cards. I'm looking for a designer who can deliver a high-quality, comprehensive business card design that helps me make a positive impression on pote...
...slightly luxurious double-sided welcome card for our glamping site. The card should be informative and aesthetically pleasing. On one side of the card, a map of our campsite featuring: - Restroom and upscale bathroom facilities - Walking trails - Posh loos - Hot showers and dressing rooms - The Beaute Shed (for festival hair and makeup) - Wellness area (for massage and relaxation) - Hot tubs and sauna - Water points - Festival shuttle pick up / drop off point - Communal fire pit - Various types of accommodation (Bell tents, Tipis, Yurts etc.) - Bar and restaurant yurt - Crew camping areas - SIA security base - Main entrance and car park - Local landmarks such as Glastonbury Tor and the Glastonbury Festival - Reception area On the second side of the card, u...
I'm looking for an adept developer to cre...should be as follows: - Automated Simulation: The tool should allow for comprehensive simulations of match phases or individual games as needed. - Live scoring: The live score updates generated by the simulation should provide an intermediate level of detail, encapsulating scores, as well as yellow/red card incidents. The perfect candidate for this project would be an individual who has substantial experience in developing similar sports simulation systems. Proficiency in coding and software development is essential, along with a solid understanding of football (soccer) to ensure authentic and engaging game simulations. Proficiency in user interface design would also be highly advantageous for enhancing user interactions wit...
...Login: Implement a seamless and secure user registration and login system. - Listings and Categories: Design and incorporate a user-friendly interface for posting and structuring listings across various categories. - Search and Filters: Integrate a robust search engine with advanced filtering options for users to easily navigate and find what they're looking for. Payment Options: - Credit/Debit Card Payments: Provide a secure payment gateway for users to make transactions using their credit or debit cards. - PayPal: Integrate PayPal as a payment option, ensuring a convenient and familiar method for users. - Bank Transfer: Offer bank transfer as an alternative payment method, accommodating users who prefer this option. User Roles: - Admin: Develop a comprehensive admin pane...
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I'm currently in need of a software solution that can automate the process of creating new user IDs on IRCTC. The solution’s crucial feature would be an autofill functionality for the following details on the registration panel: - Name - Date of birth - Mobile number - Address - Email address Apart from this, the ability to generate random inputs for these fields is a must to ensure a smooth, streamlined registration process. Appropriate technical skills that would be beneficial for this project are: - Strong understanding of automation software development - Practical experience in random data generation - Knowledge on scripting to autofill forms - Experience with IRCTC's platform or similar would be a clear advantage. In conclusion, I am eagerly looking fo...
...professional who can help me encrypt the information on an SD card securely. The purpose of this encryption is to ensure that if someone tries to read the content outside of the Raspberry Pi, it'll be unreadable. Key Requirements: - Encryption Purpose: The primary use of this encryption is to secure data storage. - Data Access Method: The encrypted data should be accessible automatically on boot, without requiring additional steps like entering a password or using a physical key. - Data Sensitivity: The data to be stored on the SD card is highly sensitive, hence the need for robust encryption. The perfect candidate for this project should be highly skilled and experienced in: - Raspberry Pi projects - Data encryption techniques - Software and hardware integr...
We are a small, young driving school from Germany and are growing. To make it even easier for our students to write us reviews on Google, we have created QR codes with a direct link for both of our locations. These two codes should be printed on a business card. The card should contain our company logo and a short, concise sentence asking you to write a review. The background should be black because the logo is always printed that way. Under each QR code it should be clear which branch it belongs to ("Edenkoben" and "Landau")
...installing the Exact Wright Fisher (EWF) software from GitHub onto my Windows 11 device. I'm encountering an issue with the discrepancy between CMake build operation using MinGW compiler and pip install defaulting to Ninja compiler. Key Requirements: - Troubleshoot and resolve the discrepancy issue between CMake and pip install - Install the EWF software from GitHub onto a Windows 11 device Experience and Skills: - Proficient with Windows 11 - Experience with CMake, MinGW, and pip install - Strong understanding of Python, particularly version 3.9 or newer - Familiarity with installing software from GitHub Ideally, I'd like someone who can quickly identify and resolve the issue, allowing for a smooth installation and configuration of the EWF software...
Title: Adjust program to upload and save attachments Description: I created a program that uses HTML, CSS, and Javascript to enable patients to fill out their information, including the option to attach files. Upon submission, a PHP script is triggered to email the data to me as a CSV file. The attachments (typically JPEG’s or PDF’s) uploaded by the patients are not being included in the email. Objective: Adjust program to upload and transmit attachments with .csv Deliverables: - Updated program with ability to transmit attachments in csv - Documentation of all changes with code (unrestricted) - Format attachments as: o Insurance-patient’s last name-patient’s first name o ID- patient’s last name-patient’s first name Att...
I'm seeking a professional who can create a Windows-compatible software for bulk video messaging on WhatsApp. This tool should enable me to manually add contacts and send videos instantly, without the need to schedule sends. Key Features: - Compatibility: The software should be Windows-based and designed for seamless operation on this platform. - Contact Management: Users should be able to manually enter contacts into the system, ensuring full control over the recipient list. - Bulk Video Messaging: The software should facilitate instant sending of video messages to multiple contacts on WhatsApp. Ideal Skills: - Proficiency in Windows software development - Extensive experience with WhatsApp API - Strong understanding of video processing and streaming -...
I'm in need of a creative graphic designer to develop my brand's social media content. The project will primarily focus on the following: - **Logo Design**: I require a fresh, modern logo that encapsulates my brand's values. - **Business Cards**: A professionally designed business card to represent my brand. - **Brand Style Guide**: A cohesive and comprehensive brand style guide that aligns with my brand's identity. The ideal candidate should have a strong portfolio of previous graphic design work, particularly in developing social media content. It's crucial for the potential freelancer to understand the essence of brand identity and translate it into visually appealing designs. I'm looking for someone who can deliver high-quality, original work prom...
I am looking to create a new e-commerce shop. With no existing set-up, I want a proficient Woocommerce developer to create a site from scratch. This project involves: - Building a user-friendly e-commerce platform from the ground up. - Integrating a credit/debit card payment gateway to ease transactions. - Setting up a system for selling and delivering physical goods. The ideal candidate: - Has strong Woocommerce development experience. - Is proficient in payment gateway integration. - Has experience building e-commerce platforms for physical goods.
I am searching for an AutoCAD expert to take on the full design and drafting of intricate mechanical parts. Your rich experience in manipulating AutoCAD to design c...mechanical structures will be critical in this project. Ideal Skills: - Proficient in writing and understanding AutoCAD scripts - Experience with 3D Modeling, and CAD Drafting - Extensive knowledge in designing mechanical parts - Ability to collaborate digitally Duties: Need to draw that roll cage with the appropriate fixing points for the model of vehicle Your expertise in bending CAD software will be pivotal in realizing the intricate mechanical components of this project. Your knack for detail and precision will prove indispensable, as will your ability to translate broad concepts into detailed, workable CA...
I am seeking expertise in facial reconstruction from a skull for a project within the dental school. I aim to utilize the FACES, FORENSIC, or CCFR program.
I require a Warehouse Inventory Management Software to efficiently track, manage and report on our inventory. Key Features: - Real-time Inventory Tracking: This is essential for us to maintain accurate stock levels. - Reporting and Analytics: We need the software to generate insightful reports on inventory trends, stock levels, and other key metrics. User Base: There will be a limited number of users accessing the software, specifically 1-10 users. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in developing inventory management software - Strong background in real-time tracking and reporting - Experience in creating user-friendly interfaces for non-technical users would be a huge plus
I am actively recruiting individuals and firms who use AWS for a partnership aiming at promoting the increased adoption of AWS through the CRP Program 2024. As a partner, you get to earn by launching projects on AWS. Projects that are core to this campaign include: - Web applications - Mobile applications - Data analytics solutions - Other AWS compatible projects Even though the ideal freelancer wasn't explicit, a solid background in AWS-based project launches will be a significant plus - conveyed by sharing past work, experience, and a detailed project proposal that reveals an understanding of what the initiative entails. No specific AWS services were pointed out as essential. However, having familiarity with EC2, S3, Lambda, among others, might be critical to more effectiv...
...Ensure data privacy and regulatory compliance by implementing robust security measures and adhering to relevant regulations such as GDPR, CCPA, etc. Encrypt sensitive data, enforce access controls, and conduct regular audits to mitigate security risks. Benefits: Enhanced Customer Engagement: By delivering personalized experiences and targeted messaging, the system fosters deeper engagement and loyalty among customers. Improved Marketing ROI: By focusing resources on high-value segments and optimizing campaign performance, the system helps maximize the return on investment (ROI) for marketing initiatives. Adaptability and Agility: With a dynamic database and agile marketing strategies, the organization can quickly adapt to changing market trends and customer preferences. Competit...
...website is primarily meant for business promotion and selling products online. Key Points: - The website needs to be designed using WordPress with a focus on e-commerce functionality. - It should have a professional look and be user-friendly, with an interface that makes it easy for customers to browse and purchase products. - As for payment integration, it's crucial that the website supports credit card processing. I have a specific processor, Lenbox, that I'd prefer to use. Ideal Freelancer: - Proven experience in developing e-commerce websites using WordPress. - Familiarity with custom payment gateway integration, specifically Lenbox. - A good eye for design with the ability to create a visually appealing and user-friendly website. If you feel you have the skill...
I am seeking a confident designer's assistance to create 18 unique images for me. Each image will feature: - A texture-based background. The theme for each one will be a metallic card. - 1 to 2 words of minimalist-style engraved text. - My logo, also engraved in a minimalist style. Each image should be a medium size, measuring between 5 and 10cm. Ideal Skills: • Graphic Design • Illustration • Photoshop This project requires a keen eye for design, particularly regarding texture and minimalist aesthetics. If you have a strong understanding and capability within this area, I’d love to see your prior work reflecting these styles. Very porly done example in attachments :)
...application should cater to both Android and iOS platforms. - User registration and login facilities must be integrated for maintaining user profiles, tracking purchases, and enabling secure transactions. - Support for selling digital products specifically photos and videos. They should be appropriately categorized for easy browsing. Payment Integration: - The ability to handle transactions via credit card and PayPal is mandatory. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Previous experience in developing e-commerce mobile apps is required. - Proficiency in both iOS and Android apps development. - Expertise in integrating payment gateways. - Familiarity with developing apps that handle multimedia content. All design and branding elements will be provided. Your task involves developme...
...animated videos for our software product. As part of our team, you will be responsible for bringing our product to life through engaging and informative animated content. **Responsibilities:** - Create animated videos for our software product based on provided details and guidelines. - Collaborate with our team to understand the content requirements for each video. - Develop creative concepts and storyboards for animated videos. - Produce high-quality animations using animation software. - Ensure videos are engaging, informative, and align with our brand identity. - Meet deadlines and deliver videos according to project specifications. **Requirements:** - Proven experience creating animated videos for YouTube or similar platforms. - Proficiency in animation sof...
For my ongoing project, I am in need of an expert in econometric analysis with a special focus on time series data. Here, the tasks will involve: Analysing short and long term relationships between variables. It can be Johansen cointegration analysis, ARDL or ARIMA analysis. Dependent variable; Bitcoin price movement The independent variables are the US interest rate, US inflation, and the NASDAQ index. This project would be ideal for someone who has a strong background in econometrics, statistics, and mathematics. Practical experience in using time series analysis techniques, particularly ARIMA, VAR, and ARDL is essential. Additionally, the ability to clearly communicate complex analysis results would be a significant advantage. Please bid with relevant experience and portfolio example...
I'm in need of a professional with UX/UI skills who could closely replicate a Reward Point Page for my restaurant. Here's what I require: - Design Dicto similar to - Implementation of a form where customers can fill in their rewards card details. - A secure login system for customers to review their rewards card details. The Logged in Admin will Change the Business Name, Contact Details (Required in the Last Contact Page in Footer), Links for all Footer Buttons & the Custom Link Adition option for the Button Pay. Country, State all will be similarly taken. All the Filled details will be Store in the Super Admin Part. Please be sure that the design seamlessly integrates with our restaurant's existing online platform. Prior experience designing similar
The pay rate is $5 per haiku that I use. I am looking for 10 to 20 haiku to be used in greeting cards. I am producing greeting cards called Brutally True Haiku. Each card will have a humorous haiku that addresses one of those brutal truths that we need to know but don't want to hear. A couple of amateur examples: You are bad at sex Porn is not education Ask me what I like He does not text you Because he does not want to Don't complicate truth I am looking for haiku that are humorous in their simple truth. (They are actually only funny if you are not the receipient). They should not be malicious and they should not be so softened that the brutal truth is obscured. They should not have flowery poetic language. Some possible subjects are always being late, bad breath, a...
