我有一个持续工作，之前与之相关的项目为'Request for logo design'
目前在做德国dhl api与自己开发的wms系统的对接工作。对接过程中遇到如下问题: 根据DHL官网 提供的wsdl地址：地址： ，生成了webservice client。在生成的客户端文件中，找不到填写DHL账户、密码等权限验证的请求文件。 例如获取快递单号请求request中，既没有看到请求头要我填入账号密码，也没有看到要填token的参数。导致该请求无法通过权限校验，无法获取快递单号和电子面单。 请求技术大牛帮忙解决请求接口问题即可，接下来的开发与测试工作我可以自己完成。谢谢。
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Requires a database that helps users in our company to organise different packaging specifications for each of our products. Since different customers require different packaging format of the same products, we need to be able to pick from existing packaging format or create new format for each customer. Requires the following functions. 1) Product overview (list all the items, and related different packaging specifications) 2) Functions that allow users to alter and add new packaging format for each item. 3) Functions that allow users to pick different products (and its respective forma) and output the selection to Excel or PDF 4) An import and export function that allows us to import all the existing packaging data into the database.
I am a chinese i am outside chinese now.I can not log in my chinese online bank account outside i need a chinese friend help me buy a virtual product from is a long time project.i need to buy a lot of of them are software.I need you to add the chinese product seller's help me pay him through chinese construction online bank.I want a long time business with time you need to help me buy a virtual need to pay the chinese seller can use baidu to check the Exchange rate. 我也是一个中国女人，我现在不在国内，在美国。我不能在国外登陆中国的网上银行。所以我需要一个中国朋友帮助我买一个虚拟物品，这是一个长期项目，我需要买很多东西从国内。大多数都是虚拟物品，类似软件,和其他服务。我会给你卖家的qq号码，你需要加他然后帮我付款。使用你的国内网上银行，你最好有一个建设银行的网上银行。我经常买很多东西，如果找到合适的人可以长期合作。你会得到一个好评和赚到一些差价。这是一个非常简单的项目，你只需要帮我加一个中国卖家的qq然后支付他，然后截图支付证据，我就会给你付款。
...F8 key. 11. Once you go through this manually, you will understand the process better. 12. The demo graphic is different than the 'real-money' graphic. Only in that the real-money graphic has a 'button' link to a 'pachinko' game. If in the future I find a rearranged 'real-money' graphic, I will need to send you a new screen shot at your required fee. 13. Upon your request, I will send screen shots of all the pages that are hit. These will be in 1280x768. I'll have to re-check this for you. 14. Once you feel you are ready to deliver the final product, run the program until virtual memory is reached. Take note of how long this lasted. I will run this on HP 2gig. 15. There is a Chinese cas...
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I need a bash script that can import and export data from my database to CSV files. Ideal candidate should be able to: - Create a bash script that can effectively import and export data - Have experience working with database management systems such as MySQL, PostgreSQL, or MongoDB - Ensure that the script securely creates user accounts and manages their access to the database. The script will be used for daily database management tasks, so it needs to be reliable, secure, and efficient.
...work on a web project of mine. The project involves HTML, CSS, JavaScript, and some light database functions. The work will mainly focus on: - Implementing text input fields and dropdown menus: These are crucial elements for user interaction and data input. Your job would be to make them look and function as required. - Basic database functions: While the exact nature of these is yet to be decided, they will likely include retrieving and adding data. Your task will be to integrate these functions seamlessly into the site. Ideal skills for this project would include: - Proficiency in HTML, CSS, and JavaScript, with experience in creating user-friendly and responsive UIs. - Familiarity with basic database manipulation. - Good communication skills, as we'll need ...
...multiple requests at once to increase chances of securing tickets - Queue management : handle queue-it system's virtual waiting room effectively, maintain session and user states to handle queue redirects - Human Simulation : mimic human behavior to avoid detection (randomized request intervals) - Technical requirements - use session management and different proxies/ips, implement captcha solving techniques or third-party captcha services if there is any available captcha yet to be solve, ensure scalability to handle high request volumes - Session tracking : the bot should extract and log the link for any session that successfully passes the queue The bot should be smart enough to navigate through the ticketing process of these platforms and complete the purchase. Ex...
...registered individuals. The key features will be user registration, job referral requests, and a unique credit system. Key Functions: - User Registration and Profile Creation: The site should allow users to create and manage their profiles, essentially forming a lively, interactive community. - Company and User Searches: Registered users should be able to search for companies and other users to request job referrals. - Job Referral Requests: A user should be able to send job referral requests to another registered user. - Credit System: A credit system where users earn points for referring others, which can later be used to apply for job referrals. It should also allow the credits to be purchased with real money. Ideal Skills: Proficiency in website design and development, fa...
I need someone that is really good at finding market data & analyzing it. I am having an event and we are trying to get paid sponsorship. Currently we are working on the pitch decks to send to companies requesting sponsorships. I need to find some market data to include within the pitch deck to convince sponsors that my demographic is important & using us will help their business. 1st Task - Find market data 2nd Task - From the data, think of an argument or convincing reasons for the sponsor to fulfill our requests. How will it be beneficial to them? The event is for United States black professionals in the entertainment industry. Your job is to find some market data for: Black Professionals Black Entertainment Professionals Socialites (people that go out a lot) &...
We're seeking a detail-oriented and web-savvy freelancer/contractor to build a comprehensive database of sign manufacturers/companies in France. Project Scope: • Research and identify qualified sign manufacturers/companies/suppliers/sellers/stores across France. • Utilize various online resources, including: o Search engines (Google, Bing, etc.) o Social media platforms (Facebook, Instagram, LinkedIn) o Industry directories and publications (list specific resources if known) o Business databases (mention specific databases if known) • Gather and verify contact information (name, email, phone number) for each lead. • Compile lead data into a Excel format . Qualifications: • French reading and understanding - ONLY • Excellent research and data coll...
I want to present my boyfriend and his best friend who are turning 40 together with a laugh by merging their faces into the iconic film poster for "Stepbrothers." I'm looking to replace the faces of Brennan Huff and Dale Doback in the poster with my friends' faces. The date should be June 8th 2024 and change Will Ferris name to Brent Svendsen and Jim O’riley to Russ Schulhauser. Must be able to have this sized up enough to print as a poster. For this project, I will provide high-quality photos of my friends that will need to be edited to match the tone and style of the poster to ensure the final product looks as realistic as possible. Ideal Skills: - Proficiency in Adobe Photoshop or similar photo editing software - Previous experience in editing photos...
...has levels that get increased based on his or her activity. Authors -You can add books based on the form that is required to upload a book. - Check how many books they have uploaded. Readers - Can browse books uploaded in the reading library. - Books that are yet to be reviewed. - Books that they have reviewed. Get Points - Rewards Page Support Join WhatsApp Group Join Facebook Group Refer a Friend Plugins - Mycred | Memberpress Ideal Skills: - Proficient in WordPress and membership site creation - Experience with user review and rating systems - Ability to handle and organize a large number of content items - Good understanding of what makes a user-friendly and engaging site - Strong attention to detail for quality assurance in content display Please provide examples of...
I'm looking for a...developer to help with real-time text data scraping via API and management using BeautifulSoup. This project is primarily focused on retrieving text data and storing it in a database. Key Responsibilities: - Implement an API scraper to continuously retrieve text data in real-time - Utilize BeautifulSoup for data extraction and management - Develop a robust database to store all the scraped text data The ideal candidate should have: - Proficiency in Python programming language - Strong experience with API scraping and BeautifulSoup - Previous work involving real-time data scraping - A good understanding of database management It is important that the data scraping runs seamlessly and accurately in real-time. Prior experience with similar pr...
I am looking for a freelancer capable of creating an extension adaptable to Buddypress and/or Budyboss which allows you to record and publish audio as a post for a community type site. Urgent project, tell me if you have understood my request correctly and what your price would be for it.
I want someone who can create a database in MS Access for Invoices Log (tracking for already processed invoices) with the following features. 1- A list of all invoices (Master List) with the field names I will provide. 2- A list of all Contracts with the field names I will provide. 3- A list of all Purchase Orders. 4- A list of Approvers who is approving the invoices. 5- A list of Accounts. 5- All of these list should be linked with each other. The database should have a login page. After Login, there should be a a Main Page, with link to the above mentioned list pages plus, Add Invoice, Search Invoice, Search Approver, Search Contract, Search PO, Search Account and Reports pages. For Add New Invoice page, I should be able to add an invoice details in it, and if it's...
I'm looking for a skilled freelancer to help with setting up a basic WordPr...Style**: Minimalist preferred. Please keep the design clean, with a focus on simplicity and usability. - **Page Count**: The site will have between 1-5 pages. I'll provide the content and some guidance on the layout. - **Functionality**: I'll need a contact form and a blog section. Additionally, I need a quote page, similar to the contact form. This is a crucial part, as visitors should be able to request quotes easily. Ideal Skills & Experience: - **WordPress Design**: Proficiency in designing and setting up WordPress sites is a must. - **Minimalist Design**: Experience with minimalist design styles would be a big plus. - **Functional Design**: Ability to implement and test contact for...
...seeking a specialist well-versed in creating highly engaging and educational animated videos within the medical field. Requirements: - Demonstrated proficiency in executing animated videos. - Expertise as a specialist physician. - Ability to turn complex medical information into simplified animated content. Freelancer Application: Given the complexity of the content I need to present, I request proven past work in similar projects. Please include samples of past work, ideally in the medical field, when applying. This is essential for me to understand your approach to animation and medical content. This is a niche area, and thus, your proven expertise as a physician and in the animation field will give you a considerable edge. Skills and Experience: - Medical video conte...
... availability, etc. frequently. Ability to post product and merchant reviews. Packing slip & shipping labels. Ability to carry min. 50,000 sku's in online catalog. Discounts: Visitor, first order, seasonal, Occasional (tied to things like mother's father's day, Christmas etc. up to 25 occasions/year. Variety of Gift Cards. There may be many more items that would have to included due to client request or designer suggestions. Primary Market US, Canada (may be shipped from China or USA) Secondary market UK, All of Europe, GCC. and 50 additional countries. Secondary market to ship from China only. Incorporated in Houston, Texas or Kansas City, Kansas. Site visitor statistics by country, daily, weekly, monthly. Typical Visitor/Buyer profile, age, Gender, ...
...management systems built by our tech team. Our goal is to move to ERPNext because it's easier to scale there. And also to be able to have our accounting team work there. The goal is separated on multiple phases but the first one and the most important is to build our dashboard on ERPNext by copy pasting what we have in the in-house built dashboard and creating DocTypes. After that, we'll create a new request for the other phases. Key features: - Custom field creation: The ability to create custom fields tailored to our specific needs. The system should allow for various data types, validation rules, and labels. - Custom form creation: The option to design custom forms with the ability to drag and drop fields where needed. The form should be easily modifiable to acco...
...password. When the login button is pressed, a POST request should be made to an API (which I will provide) sending the username and password in JSON format. The API will respond with the login status (granted/denied) and a token for future requests. On successful login, the Foreground scan service should be started and navigate to the Status screen. The login state should be saved locally (in local storage). If the user is already authenticated, future app accesses should go directly to the Status screen. - Status Screen: Displays the scan status and an updated list of the latest detected beacons, ordered by the most recent. User Authentication --------------------------------- - Authentication is performed on the login screen. A POST request is sent to an API with the ...
I require an advanced database to streamline church operations. It must include: - Member management: This involves recording personal details of each member, tracking attendance, and allocating to the right departments. Each member's record should also include household and family details, with specific fields for spouse and children. - Functionalities: Capacity to sort data based on each individual (organize by member). It should also capture other input fields like gender, age, membership status, notes, and whether they serve as workers or ministers. - Financial management: The platform should have capabilities for recording and tracking financial contributions. Ideal freelancers will have experience in building similar database systems, with a keen understanding ...
I'm in need of a new jumper design for my drill team. This jumper will serve as a casual wear for our team. We want this to be a Casual item which still reflects the company in a professional manner and makes our competitors staff want to wear our jumper. The Jumper will most likely be a black hoodie with your design being mostly white possible with some colour from our Brand Colour Palette Jumpers from The CFMEU in Victoria Australia are quite common examples of what we are after Words that could be used include Drill Crew Rockwell Rockwell Drilling Driller Geotech Exploration Our Logos Include Rockwell Safety is our Core Colours are Yellow Blue Green Key Requirements: - The jumper needs to have unique patterns or prints that stand out. - It should be designed to fit and appe...
I am looking for a skilled Elasticsearch expert to help with data indexing and analysis for a large dataset. The data to be indexed is primarily textual and it is sourced from database entries. Experience with database management and textual data analysis is a crucial requirement for this project. The primary tasks include: - Analyzing and indexing a large dataset from database entries - Setting up Elasticsearch for efficient data analysis - Implementing indexing strategies for textual data Proficiency in Elasticsearch, data indexing, and database management is benefit for this project. Familiarity with handling large datasets and textual data is a must.
I'm seeking a data entry specialist with a knack for precision to type data from PDFs into an online database. Key Requirements: - As a data entry specialist, you will be responsible for the accurate and timely entry of data from PDFs into our online database. - The data format should match the original PDFs, with no specific validation rules needed. - The ideal candidate will be detail-oriented, with a proven track record of data entry. If you're someone who enjoys working with data and has an eye for detail, this could be an ideal project for you.
Freelancer hiring for Seo Expert, Social media Expert My friend is looking for a freelancer who can do 1. seo activities on a daily basis, update the sheet. 2. Do work on social media with posting stories, highlight creation, daily activities on social media. #seo #remote #freelanceseo #seofreelancer #socialmedia #socialmediaexpert #freelancer #freelance #daily2/3
...we won't continue working with you. First deliverable will be the IOS version FOLLOWED by the android version. Key Tasks: AS-IS There are CURRENTLY 3 display screens - - a list of events that are scheduled (call for entries) -> click on item to display details - events that are currently happening (exhibitions) -> click on item to display details - plus the ability to forward an event to a friend - plus the ability to follow an event - the app is currently purchased on a one-off basis. TO BE Mandatory criteria – no final payment until these are met 1. Enable SUBSCRIPTION payment for the app from the apple store – must facilitate the option to enable users to subscribe to a quarterly payment model. This is a must. 2. Error trapping - must be able to fa...
Hi gkhaus. Actually you won the photo edit Contest I recently ran. I loved your work and would like to create quite a few more interesting pictures for friends. (I have at least 6 images in mind.) The first one would be positioning this friend on some out in Space planet with say volcanic or planet forming activity in the background. Can we change the concrete ball to look like the moon? Can we also incorporate his black dog in the picture?
Build an ISO for a raspberry pi (with cellular notecard) to scan for unique cell phones in a specific range and log the unique phone ID and timestamps/ping (distance) from the raspberry pi and store in mysql database using cellular adapter.
I'm looking for a skilled digital graphic designer to create impactful social media graphics and infographics for my B2B brand. These visuals aim to boost brand promotion and facilitate information sharing. Key Responsibilities: - Design creative product labels for fruit pulp products - Create visually compelling, on-brand social media graphics - Develop engag...visually appealing manner - Spanish proficiency This position requires a creative individual who can think strategically and can create designs that resonate with a B2B audience: Our customers are Chefs and Gastronomy or Fruit based drinks Specialists Top rated restaurants, hotels and cafés, bars Please share your relevant portfolio or previous work for consideration. Please read the attached Request for Propo...
We are Entrepreneurship Investment Services (ريادة الأعمال لخدمات الإستثمار), and we are inviting creative designers to submit an innovative logo design that reflects our... Deliverables: • The final logo should be delivered in multiple formats to ensure flexibility in use. Required formats include: • AI (Adobe Illustrator file) • PDF • PNG (with transparent background) Additional Notes: • Designs will be evaluated based on their alignment with the company's vision and activities, as well as the innovation and creativity in the design. • We reserve the right to request modifications to the winning logo to ensure it fully meets our requirements. We are excited to see your creative designs and look forward to working with the best talent in logo des...
Before you go further. I can only pay Indian Rupees of Rs.600 as another Rs.300 will be taken as commission. If you agree then proceed and apply to help. I am looking for a native female American English speaker to provide me with in-person lessons like a friend. This is a personal growth initiative, so I am interested in developing my overall comprehension in a relaxed, engaging environment. More specifically, I am keen on enhancing my conversation skills through real-time discussions, scenario-based conversations, and constructive feedback. Ideal candidates should have: - Teaching experience in English (American dialect) - Strong conversation skills - Ability to develop and adapt lesson plans to cater to my personal progress - Ability to hold in-person lessons regularly - Patie...
...complete but due to some error while connecting to the database some code is missing and the connection is not completed. You have to find out where the problem is and fix it properly. I will help you in everything ******* I'm seeking a skilled PHP developer to assist with a project that involves fixing a PHP file and combining a Php ,MySQL database. The main tasks for this project include: - Resolving a database connection issue in the PHP file. - Combining the MySQL database in the backend of the PHP file. Your role will be crucial in ensuring that the database is correctly integrated into the PHP file and that the database connection is stable and error-free. The PHP file should be able to successfully communicate with the MySQL ...
Hello^^^^. I'm using Amazon AWS and would like to request server maintenance. First of all, I would like to ask you to do as much as possible for server security and privacy, such as SSL installation, automatic backup once a day, DDOS attack prevention, system performance optimization, hacking prevention, encryption between data transmissions, real-time monitoring, data recovery, backdoor checking, backdoor checking and deletion of compromised files, attack root identification and blocking, suspicious process occupation identification and recovery, server hacking analysis, server access history tracking, password recovery and complexity setting, virus and malicious software checking,,data leakage prevention.....etc My current monthly budget is about $50, Please send me a prop...
I'm looking for a student from LUZ who can help me with a document request at Cedia Luz Maracaibo. The candidate needs to reside in Maracaibo, Venezuela. Key Requirements: - Live in Maracaibo, Venezuela - Attend LUZ - Capable of handling physical and electronic documents The ideal candidate must be able to commit to the task and complete it within a month. The task involves basic administrative work, so relevant experience in such tasks is a plus. La tarea seria retirar un fondo negro en un foto estudio que se llama Copy Alfa. Luego ir a la oficina de CEDIA en Luz Maracaibo y solicitar: 1.- Fondo Negro (uso exterior) (1 juego ) 2.- Notas Certificadas (uso exterior) (1 juego ) Una vez que tengas lo documentos, tendrías que enviármelos por MRW a Puerto La Cruz,...
I'm searching for performers for a film on migration. The project involves participating in 3-4 minute scenes on May 23rd. Specifically, - An Australian actress: Her role will be the friend of the film writer in the scenes at Greenwich. She should ideally be middle-aged and present a professional appearance. Opulence with the Australian accent is mandatory. - French Actor: For one scene in Spitalfields outside the Sever's house. Skills and experience required include acting, punctuality, and dedication to the character's role. Previous acting experience is preferable but not necessary. Galvanize your passion and let's create art together.
I'm looking for a student from LUZ who can help me with a document request at Cedia Luz Maracaibo. The candidate needs to reside in Maracaibo, Venezuela. Key Requirements: - Live in Maracaibo, Venezuela - Attend LUZ - Capable of handling physical and electronic documents The ideal candidate must be able to commit to the task and complete it within a month. The task involves basic administrative work, so relevant experience in such tasks is a plus.
...the n? other students. A gossip takes the form: student i? likes/dislikes student j?. You came to learn along the years some rules about friendships. You know that the enemies of your enemies are your friends, and the friends of your enemies are also your enemies. Furthermore, the friends of your friends are your friends (and also their friends are your friends...). For instance, if student 0 is friend with student 1 and student 1 dislikes student 2 then student 0 will also dislike student 2. Note that all relations are symmetrical, this means that if student 0 likes student 1 then student 1 likes student 0. We call a group of students amicable if no pair of students in the group dislike each other. Finally, you only considered coherent gossips. You listened to the gossips one by...
...creating an ER diagram, relational schema, database dump, SQL files, and queries for a library database system. Requirements: - ER Diagram: An ER diagram is required with rationalities similar to the example provided in this link: - Relational Schema: Develop a relational schema that effectively models the database. - Database Dump: Provide a database dump for the system. - SQL Files and Queries: The project should include a set of SQL files and queries that effectively interact with the database. - Managerial Queries: Develop a minimum of 20 managerial queries that will be used to analyze and manage the library database. Deadline: This project must be completed by Monday. Ideal Skills: - Proficiency in database design and SQ...
...complex backend development and database integration tasks and run code as offline. Key Responsibilities: Develop, test, and maintain robust, scalable, high-quality software solutions. Design and implement new features and functionality. Write clean, maintainable, and efficient code. Develop RESTful APIs to support front-end functionality. Integrate user-facing elements developed by front-end developers with server-side logic. - In-depth understanding and experience of backend operations using Python Django. - Managing and integration of the database with the application. - Maintenance and improvement of existing codebase for optimal functionality. Desirable Skills: - Proven experience in Python Django for backend development. - Hands-on experience in database ...
I've compiled a comprehensive global leads database with 8 million entries. The database includes a variety of details such as name, email, contact number, website, profession, and even Instagram username. - **Purpose**: This database is specifically designed for sales leads generation. It's meant to help businesses and organizations reach out to potential customers and grow their sales. - **Categorization**: The leads are not just categorized by one specific filter. Instead, they're a mix of different categories from various industries, countries, and professions. This eclectic mix provides a wide range of opportunities for potential buyers. - **Delivery Method**: I'm looking to sell this database through a CSV file, online access to the...
Commercial real estate agency database of GCC
About Plesk hosting upgrading the database from MariaDB 10.1 to 10.3 i would like to upgrade the database from MariaDB 10.1 to 10.3 for my hosting however, my hosting have a lot of client website in it, just would like to know if this upgrade will not affect the existing database thanks
Self Managed Home Care Providers Database
I'm looking for an experienced NodeJS and JavaScript programmer to help me with a school project focused on exploring cybersecurity concepts. Key Requirements: - The task involves writing a client request to obtain a flag from a vulnerability site with advanced complexity (e.g., bypassing security measures). - The project involves emphasizing on Remote Code Execution (RCE) and pollution while interacting with the vulnerability site, so experience in these areas is a plus. --- Challenge Name: Emu Apothecary Category: Vulnerabilities Description has just opened up their potion brewing website for other Emus to create new potion recipes! However, they are afraid that one of the human hackers will pollute their ingredients. Can you get Remote Code Execution (RCE) on the Em...
I'm seeking a data entry specialist with a knack for precision to type data from PDFs into an online database. Key Requirements: - As a data entry specialist, you will be responsible for the accurate and timely entry of data from PDFs into our online database. - The data format should match the original PDFs, with no specific validation rules needed. - The ideal candidate will be detail-oriented, with a proven track record of data entry. If you're someone who enjoys working with data and has an eye for detail, this could be an ideal project for you.
I'm looking to create a comprehensive database of self-managed home care providers in Queensland and Australia to facilitate networking within the industry. Key requirements: - The database should include the provider's: - Name - Address - Email - Prime contact Ideal skills for this project: - Proficiency in data collection and database creation - Familiarity with the home care industry in Queensland and Australia - Organizational skills, to categorize the data by region - Excellent attention to detail, ensuring accuracy in information provided The data should be organized by region for easier networking. I may also require the database to be updated periodically. The collected information should be reliable, up-to-date, and include a diver...
I have two photos where I need the same location, same spot to have the addition of both large and spiderweb cracks. These should be a combination of subtle and prominent cracks, to create a realistic effect. Ideal skills and experience for this job include: - Proficiency in photo editing and manipulation softwa...and manipulation software such as Adobe Photoshop or GIMP - Previous experience with creating realistic effects, such as scratches or cracks - A good eye for detail to ensure the cracks blend well with the original photos - Ability to understand and meet the client's need for a combination of subtle and prominent effects - Understanding the client's need for the photos to be used as a joke on a friend, and being able to ensure the cracks are realistic enough to...
